WATER SPORT (Horny Dolphin Molests Demi Moore - Kutcher Watches In Horror)

NY Post ^ | July 22, 2003 | Dick Johnson

[presidio9]

DEMI Moore is accustomed to the attentions of men - but not an over-sexed porpoise. Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer were all in Las Vegas to catch the Duran Duran show at the Hard Rock Hotel's venue, the Joint. Sunday morning, the crew went to see Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat, and took a swim with the flippery mammals. "Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way," laughed our spy. Moore had to get out of the pool.

[Lost Highway]

I heard that dolphin just signed a contract with the Lakers.

Now that was funny! ;-)

[Ichneumon]

Dolphins are also supposedly the only other animal that has sex for pleasure.

Bonobo chimps do for sure. But then, they're practically human (even more so than the more familiar chimpanzee species).

[wolficatZ]

Did he try to Flipper?

[presidio9]

Get this there are gay dolphins and they do "go down" on one another.

[swheats]

Same here, have they adopted Kutcher?

[Cogadh na Sith]

I've seen footage of an amorous dolphin going after a human being. Not funny at all. They are big, powerful animals.

You should see me going after Demi Moore....

[King Prout]

wrong Willis movie ;)

[King Prout]

Bonobos and other primates.
Male canines as well.

[jwalsh07]

The ex husband, the current boyfriend and an amorphous dolphin. All they needed was a stage and they could have played the dating game.

[rockfish59]

This was proven on 'King Of The Hill'

Flipper so horny!

[Thinkin' Gal]

This isn't the first time I've heard about horny dolphins. I know a woman who was "hooked" by an amorous dolphin out at sea. She was being dragged underwater in her wetsuit while her family laughed at her predicament.

Do seals have this problem?

>>>A British scientist has died in the Antarctic after being attacked by a leopard seal.

Kirsty Brown was snorkelling in waters close to the Rothera Research Station as part of her studies when the animal approached her and pulled her under. <<<

Antarctic scientist dies in seal attack

[Ben Bolt]

Tell that to the monkeys!

[MHGinTN]

We hear that Demi snuck back to the pool when they crew took a break.

[fortunecookie]

King of the Hill fans will remember the episode when Hank Hill was similarly molested by a dolphin at a fancy resort hotel.

As Hank would say, "Now that ain't right..."

[fso301]

I'm sorry but this struck me as the REAL oddity of the article.

They're all seen together frequently. Does kind of raise eyebrows.