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WATER SPORT (Horny Dolphin Molests Demi Moore - Kutcher Watches In Horror)
NY Post ^
| July 22, 2003
| Dick Johnson
Posted on 07/23/2003 7:21:17 AM PDT by presidio9
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:15:12 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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DEMI Moore is accustomed to the attentions of men - but not an over-sexed porpoise. Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer were all in Las Vegas to catch the Duran Duran show at the Hard Rock Hotel's venue, the Joint. Sunday morning, the crew went to see Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat, and took a swim with the flippery mammals. "Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way," laughed our spy. Moore had to get out of the pool.
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To: dubyaismypresident
I heard that dolphin just signed a contract with the Lakers. Now that was funny! ;-)
To: HenryLeeII
Dolphins are also supposedly the only other animal that has sex for pleasure. Bonobo chimps do for sure. But then, they're practically human (even more so than the more familiar chimpanzee species).
To: presidio9
Did he try to Flipper?
![](http://www.tvdads.com/images/flipper.jpg)
To: HenryLeeII
Get this there are gay dolphins and they do "go down" on one another.
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posted on
07/23/2003 1:34:13 PM PDT
by
presidio9
(RUN AL, RUN!!!)
To: KantianBurke
Same here, have they adopted Kutcher?
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posted on
07/23/2003 1:36:08 PM PDT
by
swheats
To: thegreatbeast
I've seen footage of an amorous dolphin going after a human being. Not funny at all. They are big, powerful animals. You should see me going after Demi Moore....
To: Diogenesis
wrong Willis movie ;)
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posted on
07/23/2003 4:57:03 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(people hear and do not listen, see and do not observe, speak without thought, post and not edit)
To: HenryLeeII
Bonobos and other primates.
Male canines as well.
68
posted on
07/23/2003 4:58:57 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(people hear and do not listen, see and do not observe, speak without thought, post and not edit)
To: presidio9
The ex husband, the current boyfriend and an amorphous dolphin. All they needed was a stage and they could have played the dating game.
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posted on
07/23/2003 5:02:10 PM PDT
by
jwalsh07
To: presidio9
This was proven on 'King Of The Hill'
Flipper so horny!
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To: weegee; dighton; chance33_98; mhking
This isn't the first time I've heard about horny dolphins. I know a woman who was "hooked" by an amorous dolphin out at sea. She was being dragged underwater in her wetsuit while her family laughed at her predicament. Do seals have this problem?
>>>A British scientist has died in the Antarctic after being attacked by a leopard seal.
Kirsty Brown was snorkelling in waters close to the Rothera Research Station as part of her studies when the animal approached her and pulled her under. <<<
Antarctic scientist dies in seal attack
To: HenryLeeII
Tell that to the monkeys!
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posted on
07/23/2003 5:23:22 PM PDT
by
Ben Bolt
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To: Lunatic Fringe
We hear that Demi snuck back to the pool when they crew took a break.
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posted on
11/23/2004 11:07:06 AM PST
by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
To: presidio9
King of the Hill fans will remember the episode when Hank Hill was similarly molested by a dolphin at a fancy resort hotel.
![](http://www.sbgi.net/template/programming/fox/images/king_image.jpg)
As Hank would say, "Now that ain't right..."
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posted on
11/23/2004 11:12:18 AM PST
by
fortunecookie
(My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune - and I won't have to.)
To: KantianBurke
I'm sorry but this struck me as the REAL oddity of the article.They're all seen together frequently. Does kind of raise eyebrows.
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posted on
11/23/2004 2:07:33 PM PST
by
fso301
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