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WATER SPORT (Horny Dolphin Molests Demi Moore - Kutcher Watches In Horror)
NY Post ^
| July 22, 2003
| Dick Johnson
Posted on 07/23/2003 7:21:17 AM PDT by presidio9
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:15:12 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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DEMI Moore is accustomed to the attentions of men - but not an over-sexed porpoise. Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer were all in Las Vegas to catch the Duran Duran show at the Hard Rock Hotel's venue, the Joint. Sunday morning, the crew went to see Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat, and took a swim with the flippery mammals. "Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way," laughed our spy. Moore had to get out of the pool.
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:21:17 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Now, where did I put my dolphin suit........
To: SpinnerWebb
I'm sorry, I need to give it back to you. I should tell you what a great time I had in Vegas with it!
3
posted on
07/23/2003 7:24:14 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
To: SpinnerWebb
4
posted on
07/23/2003 7:25:09 AM PDT
by
Lunatic Fringe
(When news breaks, we fix it.)
To: presidio9
When did Demi start dating pro football players?
To: presidio9
Dick Johnson wrote this? Hmmm.
6
posted on
07/23/2003 7:26:11 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(I am a partisan. Part right and the other part right.)
To: presidio9
I don't know....Sounds kinda "fishy" to me!
To: presidio9
Moore,
her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer were all in Las Vegas to catch the Duran Duran show at the Hard Rock Hotel's venue
I'm sorry but this struck me as the REAL oddity of the article.
8
posted on
07/23/2003 7:26:28 AM PDT
by
KantianBurke
(The Federal govt should be protecting us from terrorists, not handing out goodies)
To: presidio9
There's a King of the Hill episode dealing with the same topic - it's hilarious!
9
posted on
07/23/2003 7:27:22 AM PDT
by
GodBlessRonaldReagan
(where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
To: b4its2late
Actually he does go by Richard. Dick is just a nickname I use for him.
10
posted on
07/23/2003 7:27:35 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(RUN AL, RUN!!!)
To: presidio9
That has to be the best headline since "William Shatner's wife dissatisfied with frozen horse sperm"
11
posted on
07/23/2003 7:27:36 AM PDT
by
ko_kyi
To: KantianBurke
Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer Just the modern American family ... you got problems with that? (/sarcasm)
12
posted on
07/23/2003 7:27:53 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I'm a right wingnut, I admit it!)
To: presidio9
Isn't Ashton like half her age?
13
posted on
07/23/2003 7:29:11 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: Xenalyte
more like 1/3 of her age
14
posted on
07/23/2003 7:29:29 AM PDT
by
Lunatic Fringe
(When news breaks, we fix it.)
To: Zavien Doombringer
Oh, y'all don't want Demi. Her hoots display as much motion as concrete.
15
posted on
07/23/2003 7:29:38 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: Lunatic Fringe
Blech!
16
posted on
07/23/2003 7:30:05 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: Xenalyte
She was born in 1962, he was born in 1978. So... a 14-year difference. Guess 1/3 was a bit of an exaggeration.
17
posted on
07/23/2003 7:30:33 AM PDT
by
Lunatic Fringe
(When news breaks, we fix it.)
To: Xenalyte
And as slippery as the dolphin :)
18
posted on
07/23/2003 7:31:04 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
To: presidio9
Is that a gun in your snout, or are you just happy to see me?
To: Zavien Doombringer
I'm sorry, I need to give it back to you. I should tell you what a great time I had in Vegas with it! After you finish waxing it, that is.
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posted on
07/23/2003 7:34:15 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(RUN AL, RUN!!!)
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