Top Ten Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should NEVER Be President!

July 18, 2003 | sweetliberty

[sweetliberty]

This coming weekend the Arkansas Hog Wild FReepers will be having a double-header FReep of Hillary's Arkansas booksignings. When people have found out what we're doing they invariably ask "why?" The fact that they even have to ask is a testament to how poorly informed many people are in Arkansas and could well explain how they managed to elect Bill Clinton in the first place. Some actually seem surprised at the answer, "BECAUSE WE DON'T EVER, EVER WANT THE CLINTONS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!" This is usually followed by another "why?" These people are not being sarcastic. They really don't know.

Our primary reason for these FReeps is to educate the ignorant. Travelgirl is compiling a serious list of Clinton crimes and outrages to give to anyone who is interested. But I was talking this evening with stop_the_rats and as we were discussing the average IQ of the koolaid drinkers who will likely be there standing in line for a 10 second audience with "Her Heinous", stop_the_rats thought that a simple and humorous Top 10 list would be in order, and of course, who are the wittiest and most creative and intelligent people to come up with these things? Why, FReepers of course.

I think most FReepers are bored of the latest celebrity sexcapades and rather stressed over the RATs' constant trashing of the president, so look at this as comic relief for the weekend and as an opportunity to have a voice at the FReeps. Since contests seem to appeal to FReepers, we decided to make it interesting by offering a copy of Ann Coulter's book, TREASON, to the best Top 10 list, so for those of you disappointed by the tagline contest, here's another chance. Stop_the_rats and I will do the final judging, but we will weigh the opinions of other Hog Wild FReepers. Judging will conclude at 9 pm Sunday night and the winner will be announced on Monday.

[AnAmericanMother]

Gasping for air, she could hardly breathe. She began screaming and crying . . . and Pushed the Button.

[Budge]

That is GOOD! :)

[AnAmericanMother]

Somebody better check the exact quote. That was from memory . . . :-D

[Budge]

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[Chad Fairbanks]

10. Would you really want Hillary in charge of Health Care? Especially for 'Turn and Cough'?

9. She recently signed up for MCI's "Dead Friends and Family" plan

8. "I could hardly breath, gulping for air..."

7. Your incomes will be assimilated.

6. It took three secret service agents to hold Hillary's hand down during Bill's swearing-in ceremony

5. The Whitewater Chapter of 'Living History' was shredded

4. Eleanor Roosevelt as White House Advisor

3. Express Lines at the White House for Terrorists requesting Pardons

2. "Old Crusty" violates nearly every single international Biological Weapons treaties

And the number one reason Hillary should never be president?

1. "We are the President."

[Quix]

I wonder . . . a lot to ask, i know . . . but . . . would anyone be willing to carry a sign . . . something like . . .

HER unroyal lowness, her hideous heinous: Shrillery Hellery Antoinette de Fosterizer de Marx de Sade:
LIE IN THE MUD FOR HER NEXT RISE TO POWER!

or

SHRILLERY HELLERY ANTOINETTE DE FOSTERIZER DE MARX DE SADE
CONQUERER OF IDIOTS AND UNQUEEN OF THE DARKEST SIDE

or

SHRILLERY HELLERY ANTOINETTE DE FOSTERIZER DE SADE
EXTERMINATRIX EXTRAORDINAIRE

or

SHRILLERY HELLERY ANTOINETTE DE FOSTERIZER DE SADE
WAY-MAKER FOR THE DARK LORD A-COMING.

or some such

pour moi?

PRAYERS FOR YOUR EFFORTS IN ANY CASE.

[Gritty]

Number One Reason: She bears an astonishing ideological, moral and agenda resemblance to this guy....

[krunkygirl]

Here goes...feel free to use some or none:

-Invoke the "one-laughingstock-President-per-generation" rule

-Not enough lawyers left to lie to...

-Massive world rock star tours went out with the '80's--Bill and Hill singlehandedly tried to revive them

-Your kids learned about kneepads and oral sex at the knees of Bill and Hill--UGH!

-Stop the Clinton body count--the closer they get to power, the greater the # of "their close personal friends" that kick-the-bucket

-How much more high drama can you/we take?

[krunkygirl]

Chad,
Your #1 reason? My favorite so far!!

[hoosiermama]

1. Iraq
2. US barracks in Saudi Arabia
3. USS Cole
4. al Qaeda
5. World Trade Center (1993)
6. World Trade Center (9-11)
7. Somalia
8. North Korea
9. China
10. Bombed Embassies in Africa

(In no particular order)

[krunkygirl]

Garbage In/Garbage Out...why bring the garbage back in?!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Thanks :0)

[sweetliberty]

Hehehe....

[Cindy]

"Top Ten Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should NEVER Be President!"

1. Hillary Clinton
2. Bill Clinton
3. Hillary Clinton's Agenda
4. Bill Clinton's Agenda
5. Hillary Clinton's Associates
6. Bill Clinton's Associates
7. Hillary Clinton's past record in the W.H.
8. Bill Clinton's past record in the W.H.
9. American Patriotism vs. Hillary Clinton
10. American Patriotism vs. Bill Clinton

[cake_crumb]

"BECAUSE WE DON'T EVER, EVER WANT THE CLINTONS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!" This is usually followed by another "why?" These people are not being sarcastic. They really don't know.

They really think Arkancide, fraud and rape are a normal functions of a freely elected leader??

[cake_crumb]

"reason 10.) She's just coming back to get the matching chair for her dining room set."

LOL...and the soup spoon she needs to complete her set of silverware.

[cake_crumb]

"She Doesn't Recall ??"

FOFLOL! "Don't Vote Hillary: She Doesn't Recall"

That's a PERFECT anti-campaign slogan.

[cake_crumb]

"...it's not the character of the president but the character of the presidency."

Ah yes, I remember that. It was one of the few times he ever told the truth. Little did the nation know it was also a promise of evil. He turned the reputation of the leader of hte free world into one of evil, grasping, conniving, blackmailing, extortion, assault and violent death.

Saddam must have loved him. No wonder Dems loved Saddam.

Thank heaven for President Bush!

[Bob J]

Yes, keep it simple. The majority of the American people don't trust her...they might not be able to tell you why right off the bat, but they know they don't. That subconscience impression must be reinforced. At previous FReeps, chapters have utliyzed this well with banners and signs such as "America Can't Trust HILLARY" and "Don't Trust ANOTHER Clinton". These work well without getting in the gutter which can hurt your cause and muddy your message.

If other people or the press walk up and want to know why she shouldn't be trusted, stick with the stuff Hillary has done (there is plenty of it), not Bill's. Travelgate, Whitewater, the Rose Law Firm billing records, wanting to destroy the best health care system in the world, pardoning terrorists and con men to curry favor with specific groups and get elected in NY, even the White House Silverware.

I always liked this one...

Hillary Grand Jury Testimony
137 "I Don't Remembers"

Living History
Perfect Recall and $8 Million

BTW - I'm not sure about the number of times she "couldn't recall" during her tesimony. That figure needs to be checked.

[Pagey]

Keep it Pithy you say? About Hillary? You're really asking alot out of me on a Saturday. Oh Jeez, I have to go pour one first. You asked for it,No Commentary Just Facts.
10.)Because she never apologized to that Westchester County police officer,Mr. Ernest Dymond, who was injured so badly he couldn't return to duty for weeks after her driver sped through the airport checkpoint he was manning on Oct. 14, 2001, so she could get to a Fundraiser.
9.) Because of her complicity in Vince Fosters Murder.
8.)Because she Lied on Camera on 60 Minutes back in 1991 or 1992, before they won the Presidency.
7.)Because in 2002 "Right up until five minutes before the show Hillay Clintons Staff People were begging for the questions," Chris Matthews told radio host Don Imus on his radio program.
6.) Because Patrick Halley in his book "On the Road with Hillary" (He was a a Democratic Party political operative who worked for eight years as an advance man for Hillary Clinton) revealed that he routinely employed "goon squads" to intimidate protesters and quash anti-Clinton demonstrations." Less genteel souls sometimes referred to them as goon squads," he wrote.
5.) "Within a week of the dreadful attack on Sept. 11, powerful friends of Hillary Rodham Clinton tried to stop the publication of this book".So said editor Tom Winter In a mailing that was sent by Human Events, the sister company of Regnery Publishing,Inc.
4.) Because she (and with Malice of Fore-thought) made false accusations against Billy Dale and everyone in the Travel Office,allowing the IRS and FBI to ruin their lives.
3.)Because she ran the Clinton Spin Machine for 8 full years from her own office in the West Wing of the White House.
2.) Because Sen. Hillary Clinton had the audacity to endorse a bid by former second lady Tipper Gore, for retiring Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson's seat.
1.)Because you and I haven't been allowed to read her 75 page College Thesis (which is frozen by Wellesley at her request) which is entirely based upon (Her Mentor) Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals" book that came out 2 years later.(But Barbara Olsen Did, that's how I know.

BTW, if I was at my computer at work,I would've been alot more thorough.I'm Gone until Monday,drink well.