[Chad Fairbanks]

10. Would you really want Hillary in charge of Health Care? Especially for 'Turn and Cough'?

9. She recently signed up for MCI's "Dead Friends and Family" plan

8. "I could hardly breath, gulping for air..."

7. Your incomes will be assimilated.

6. It took three secret service agents to hold Hillary's hand down during Bill's swearing-in ceremony

5. The Whitewater Chapter of 'Living History' was shredded

4. Eleanor Roosevelt as White House Advisor

3. Express Lines at the White House for Terrorists requesting Pardons

2. "Old Crusty" violates nearly every single international Biological Weapons treaties

And the number one reason Hillary should never be president?

1. "We are the President."

[krunkygirl]

Chad,
Your #1 reason? My favorite so far!!

[mrtysmm]

#6......great!!!!!