Posted on 07/18/2003 8:31:30 PM PDT by sweetliberty
This coming weekend the Arkansas Hog Wild FReepers will be having a double-header FReep of Hillary's Arkansas booksignings. When people have found out what we're doing they invariably ask "why?" The fact that they even have to ask is a testament to how poorly informed many people are in Arkansas and could well explain how they managed to elect Bill Clinton in the first place. Some actually seem surprised at the answer, "BECAUSE WE DON'T EVER, EVER WANT THE CLINTONS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!" This is usually followed by another "why?" These people are not being sarcastic. They really don't know.
Our primary reason for these FReeps is to educate the ignorant. Travelgirl is compiling a serious list of Clinton crimes and outrages to give to anyone who is interested. But I was talking this evening with stop_the_rats and as we were discussing the average IQ of the koolaid drinkers who will likely be there standing in line for a 10 second audience with "Her Heinous", stop_the_rats thought that a simple and humorous Top 10 list would be in order, and of course, who are the wittiest and most creative and intelligent people to come up with these things? Why, FReepers of course.
I think most FReepers are bored of the latest celebrity sexcapades and rather stressed over the RATs' constant trashing of the president, so look at this as comic relief for the weekend and as an opportunity to have a voice at the FReeps. Since contests seem to appeal to FReepers, we decided to make it interesting by offering a copy of Ann Coulter's book, TREASON, to the best Top 10 list, so for those of you disappointed by the tagline contest, here's another chance. Stop_the_rats and I will do the final judging, but we will weigh the opinions of other Hog Wild FReepers. Judging will conclude at 9 pm Sunday night and the winner will be announced on Monday.
Know your audience.The **type** of people who go to a Hillary book-signing are **never** going to believe a protestor about alledged Clinton crimes. You're wasting your time if you rattle off Vince-Foster, Rose Law Firm billing records, or even Travel-gate.
Unless you just like to hear your own voice, don't go there with that particular audience.
So if one of the Hillary book-fans asks you "Why" shouldn't the Clinton's ever be elected again, I would humbly suggest that you give such a person philosophical reasons.
1. The Clinton's are pro-abortion. Our children deserve better.
2. The Clinton's are against school vouchers. Our children deserve better.
3. The Clinton's are against our ballistic missile defense system. Our children deserve to be protected from rogue North Korean nuclear missiles.
4. The Clinton's want Americans to be subjected to the International Criminal Court, which has no Bill of Rights, no right to see your accuser, no jury, and no appeal. Our citizens deserve better.
5. The Clinton's want the Kyoto Treaty on Global Warming to become law. That treaty will eventually lead to the prohibition of gasoline-powered automobiles. We deserve better than to return to the pre-industrial age.
Now, a Hillary-book-fan may or may not agree or disagree on any or all of those points, but they won't think that you are a kook, and you won't be dismissed out of hand for saying those concrete reasons for never wanting the Clinton's back in the White House.
Know your audience. That foaming at the mouth liberal in homeless-person clothes may actually be a reporter or staff person looking to **provoke** you, the humble American protestor, into saying or doing something that will be used in soundbite fashion to make you, your cause, and those with you look bad.
But you won't look bad, and can't be made to look bad if you keep your cool and give sound answers to the questions that you already know that you'll be asked.
And have fun. Few things upset a liberal more than seeing conservative protestors having a good time.
It's called "liar".
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-Some old strange clinton "stuff"--
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Madison Society - Slick Willy
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Nothing phony about response to Hillary at fete
Hillary's delegates spit on and taunt Police Honor Guard at her Convention
Her unroyal lowness,
her hideous heinous--
Bwtich Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de Sade!
LOL! That's because they don't understand the concepts of fun and humor.
Actually, you make some good points. Actually, I am not thinking we will do much converting of the koolaid drinkers, but we might be able to get through to the curiosity seekers and independent types. Even if we can get a little "new" information out there, people do talk. (Hey honey, did you know that that Hillary hung condoms and crack pipes on one of the White House Christmas trees? Hey Joe, did you know that the Clintons really did steal silverware from the White House?)
6. When she was in power and in charge of medical reform, she wanted to decide how medical care should be allocated. She is not God. Our children and old people deserve better.
7. She wants you to believe she was naive enough not to know of Bill's sexcapades, but sophisticated enough to handle the most important job in the world.
8. She feels our constitution should be twisted to mean whatever she thinks it should mean at her convenience.
9. She was unable to organize something very basic, like a White House Easter egg hunt for children. Even Patty Murray, widely reguarded as the dumbest person in the senate, could probably manage that much.
10. She really doesn't want to be President. It's just a stepping stone for her real goal-- Queen of the World.
But I was talking this evening with stop_the_rats and as we were discussing the average IQ of the koolaid drinkers who will likely be there standing in line for a 10 second audience with "Her Heinous" . . .hehe ! Reminds me of a joke I saw yesterday:
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ"?
The man replied, "130".
So, the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool".
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100."
So the robot started talking about the football, baseball and so on.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool".
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "70".
The robot then said, "So, what's the Democratic Party up to these days?"
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