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Kids fear Ann Coulter (Liberal commie Rat Humor with a barf alert)
tallahassee ^
| 7/1/2003
| Andy Borowitz
Posted on 07/04/2003 7:00:54 AM PDT by TLBSHOW
Kids fear Ann Coulter
"Mommy, make the scary lady go away." Those are the tearful words of Kaylee Brodkin, 7, of Gary, Ind., who for the last five days has been awakened in the middle of the night by terrifying nightmares - nightmares featuring television pundit/author Ann Coulter.
With the ubiquitous Coulter currently on a national book tour, little Kaylee's sad story is far from an isolated occurrence.
"More and more these days, we are seeing small children who have been traumatized by Ann Coulter," said Dr. Harmon Densmore, chief clinical psychologist at the Chartwell Children's Institute based at the University of Minnesota.
While Densmore urges parents to limit their children's exposure to the banshee-like pundit, whose intemperate polemics flatten everyone and everything in their path, he acknowledges that keeping children away from Coulter entirely may be next to impossible.
Little Kaylee, who is now working with a counselor to conquer her fear, attends role-playing therapy sessions twice a week in which she uses a dragon puppet to bite the head off an Ann Coulter puppet.
"I'd like to hug Kaylee and tell her that Ann Coulter doesn't exist, but you can't lie to your kids," said Kaylee's mother, Diane Brodkin, 38. "Children today have to deal with a lot of scary things, and Ann Coulter, unfortunately, is one of them."
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To: headsonpikes
If you go to the link:
Kids fear Ann Coulter
By Andy Borowitz
HUMOR
Although you could say that this is a jab at Ann Coulter, I think he's poking fun at the liberal reaction to her.
To: TLBSHOW
I don't know what little Kaylee Brodkin has to drink before going to sleep (Apple Juice? Ovaltine?? A Dry Martini???) but I would love to do the same, if it will help me dream of Ann.
To: TLBSHOW
A proud woman who speaks her mind scares liberals?
what is it about being prud of who you are and what you think that really scares a liebral?
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posted on
07/04/2003 7:24:24 AM PDT
by
ChadGore
(Piss off a liberal: Hire Someone.)
To: TLBSHOW
attends role-playing therapy sessions twice a week in which she uses a dragon puppet to bite the head off an Ann Coulter puppet. Teaching kids violence like this? That type of activity should get them suspended/expelled from school if they repeated that at play tiime!
To: robertpaulsen
I tend to agree.
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posted on
07/04/2003 7:26:47 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
To: TLBSHOW
Or maybe Kaylee is scared because her mom is a slut who sleeps around alot.
To: robertpaulsen
Very funny and you are right, it's certainly a jab at the libs.
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posted on
07/04/2003 7:32:54 AM PDT
by
Mears
To: TLBSHOW
You want scary and nightmare inducing trauma?
Hillary, the Queen of the Democrats
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posted on
07/04/2003 7:38:42 AM PDT
by
Kozak
(" No mans life liberty or property is safe when the legislature is in session." Mark Twain)
To: anncoulteriscool
omg....
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posted on
07/04/2003 7:47:37 AM PDT
by
TLBSHOW
(The Gift is to See the Truth and the truth is liberals are not funny)
To: TLBSHOW
What a pitiful attempt at humor.
To: robertpaulsen
"...I think he's poking fun at the liberal reaction to her."
As I said in my #9, 'This is obviously a send-up of uber-sensitive liberalism".
To: TLBSHOW
TLB, you should know the rules by now...
Owl_Eagle
Guns Before Butter.
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posted on
07/04/2003 7:59:34 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
("It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.")
To: All
The Libs must be in load and aim mode....just read an article from Salon ( on Lucianne) about Ann's book in which the author (Joe Conason for Salon) couldn't understand why she wrote her book (Slander) and now used Joe McCarthy as a show of what creeping socialism has done to this country in (Treason) The case in point are the schools for one, and how about pecking away at the Constitution for seconds. Ann as usual, is right on the money. Did anyone see her on Hardball the other night....wouldn't let her talk...never saw anything like it. I believe Ann has hit a liberal nerve.
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posted on
07/04/2003 8:00:31 AM PDT
by
cousair
To: TLBSHOW
LOL! Tallahassee? No, methinks the
Onion.
5.56mm
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posted on
07/04/2003 8:05:48 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
To: M Kehoe
btt
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posted on
07/04/2003 8:16:09 AM PDT
by
TLBSHOW
(The Gift is to See the Truth and the truth is liberals are not funny)
To: Owl_Eagle
I love that photo of Ann with the "Gipper".
Actually ALL the photos of Ann. Thanks!
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posted on
07/04/2003 8:18:56 AM PDT
by
jaz.357
(The beatings will continue until morale improves!)
To: Owl_Eagle
thanks and how soon I forgot the Pic rules.....
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posted on
07/04/2003 8:20:20 AM PDT
by
TLBSHOW
(The Gift is to See the Truth and the truth is liberals are not funny)
To: TLBSHOW
None of my three daughters react like that toward Ann Coulter, but they huddle around me when the 2 carton-a-day voice of Susan Estrich comes out of the TV, without fail!
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posted on
07/04/2003 8:31:01 AM PDT
by
Wondervixen
(Ask for her by name--Accept no substitutes!)
To: TLBSHOW
"Mommy, make the scary lady go away."
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posted on
07/04/2003 8:42:41 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
To: TLBSHOW
This is such a crock 'o s**t! One of Gepharts millionaire friends?
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posted on
07/04/2003 8:49:31 AM PDT
by
lawdude
(KAKKATE KOI!)
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