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Aaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Excite ^ | 20 June 2003 | Ellen Wulfhorst

Posted on 06/20/2003 8:33:02 AM PDT by ShadowAce

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Despite the bone through his nose, his shaved head and pierced face, the 25-year-old pacing a seedy stretch of New York sidewalk admitted he was terrified of what he was about to do.

But after a few minutes, a couple cigarettes and several deep breaths, he sat in the basement of a storefront tattoo parlor, closed his eyes and let a friend split his tongue down the middle with a scalpel.

The latest trend among teens and 20-somethings who indulge in so-called extreme body modification, forking one's tongue like a serpent's "is an art form," said T.J. McGillis, who offers the service for a $250 charge.

"Everybody wants to get it done. It could be the next mainstream thing aside from piercing," he said.

That may be an exaggeration. The number of people with split tongues is estimated at 1,500 to 2,000 people by the editor of a Web-based magazine devoted to body modification, but the trend is attracting enough attention that a few U.S. state legislatures have moved to ban the procedure.

Ian, the young man with the bone through his nose who did not want to reveal his last name, opted for tongue splitting after earlier adventures left him with huge rings in his ears, silver barbells piercing his face, myriad tattoos and who-knows-what-else under his baggy shirt and pants.

"I like the way it looks," he said, listing his reasons. "Two, I think it will be more fun during oral sex and the girls will get a kick out of it. Three, everyone and their mother has their tongue pierced and four, I'm an idiot."

FRESHLY CUT MEAT

The process is nothing short of gory. In Ian's case, his tongue was clamped in place, numbed and slit 2 inches up the middle, looking uncomfortably like a piece of raw liver freshly cut by a butcher.

Other methods entail tying increasingly tighter pieces of thread through a pierced hole or cutting with a laser.

Blood gushed out of Ian's mouth and over the silver barbell in his lip for a few minutes, then abated with several doses of mouthwash.

"Go home and pull it apart," McGillis ordered him, suggesting a regimen of separating the two halves each morning and night to prevent reattachment.

After splitting his tongue, Emrys Yetz, 20, said it wasn't long before he could move each half independently and do party tricks like picking up pens and pencils.

"It's done to better yourself," he said, opening his mouth to wiggle each half like a snail waving its antennae.

Yetz argues tongue splitting is no different than a far more socially acceptable face lift or breast enhancement. The only downside, he said, is eating ice cream, since it's harder to make a scoop of your tongue when it's split in two.

NOT ALL FUN AND GAMES...

Not surprisingly, doctors say there are more downsides to tongue-splitting than dripping ice cream.

"There's the potential for life-threatening hemorrhage and the potential for life-threatening infection," said Dr. Lee Pollan, an oral surgeon based in Rochester, New York.

If that's not enough, he added, tongue-splitting can damage speech and taste and cause permanent numbness.

And reattaching a split tongue can be a complex process of reconstructive surgery and skin grafts, he added.

Dire warnings notwithstanding, tongue splitting is kids being kids, said psychology professor Stephen Franzoi at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, who specializes in issues of physical attractiveness and body esteem.

It's a form of self-expression, alienation, rejecting mainstream culture and asserting independence, he said.

Comparing tongue splitters to young people wearing long hair and ragged jeans in the 1960s, he said: "This is the same psychological process, albeit more extreme.

"We encourage kids to be independent and express themselves and find their own personal identity," he said. "Every generation has a different way to find themselves in our culture. Some of them are more extreme than others."

After splitting his tongue, Ian made plans to pierce each tip, even as one waiting friend dampened his hope that the girls would love it.

"I think it's gross. It creeps me out," said hairdresser Jill Johnson. "I've dated guys with tattoos all over. I've seen it all, but that's too much for me. Imagine when you're 60 years old and you have your tongue like that."

But for believers in modification, a split tongue is merely a start. Split penises, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: evil; idiots; piercing; rebellion; satanworship; selfhate; splittongue
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To: ShadowAce
"I like the way it looks," he said, listing his reasons. "Two, I think it will be more fun during oral sex and the girls will get a kick out of it. Three, everyone and their mother has their tongue pierced and four, I'm an idiot."

No son, you are a freak, trying to give us simple idiot's a bad name! Blackbird.

41 posted on 06/20/2003 9:01:51 AM PDT by BlackbirdSST
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To: BlackbirdSST
Pathetic how some kids, like the one in this article, aspire to become sideshow attractions.
42 posted on 06/20/2003 9:03:10 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: wysiwyg
He could go to Iraq. I hear they cut tongues for FREE and will even work on your ears... no charge.
43 posted on 06/20/2003 9:05:24 AM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi... Saddam)
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To: ShadowAce
But for believers in modification, a split tongue is merely a start. Split penises, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados

???! This is advantageous???

44 posted on 06/20/2003 9:06:56 AM PDT by freebilly (I think they've misunderestimated us....)
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To: ikka
LOL...what you said....the "Idiots" will be easy to identify.
45 posted on 06/20/2003 9:08:22 AM PDT by goodnesswins (FR - the truth, and nothing but the truth.........getting to the bottom of journalistic bias.)
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To: Xenalyte
I am speechless

Oh come on, Xena.

Speak! Speak!

The only speech I can think of is "Ouch".

46 posted on 06/20/2003 9:10:50 AM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: isthisnickcool
LOL!!
Almost lost my lunch isthisnickcool!
Good one.
47 posted on 06/20/2003 9:13:42 AM PDT by subterfuge
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To: Paul Atreides
Good. It will lessen the competition in the job market.

Yeah, it's certainly a career choice. Outside of working in a carnival, a tattoo parlor, or at the local Starbuck's, what does a guy with tattoos, face piercings, a split tongue, and/or facial implants do for gainful employment?

Maybe some should rent out space on their heads and have corporate logos tattooed their....

48 posted on 06/20/2003 9:13:54 AM PDT by freebilly (I think they've misunderestimated us....)
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To: Physicist
After splitting his tongue, Emrys Yetz, 20, said it wasn't long before he could move each half independently and do party tricks like picking up pens and pencils.
I have to admit, that part is pretty cool.

Yep, that part would be worth...Ah...someone ELSE doing this to see. ;o}

49 posted on 06/20/2003 9:16:06 AM PDT by alexandria ( T.A.K.E. {{"The All Knowing Entity."}})
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To: ShadowAce
This is positively gross. I see these people in the local metro area I live by and it so vilely disgusting.

Especially the young women - I cant imagine someone wanting to make themselves this hideous And the majority of them belong to liberal democratic party...go figure
50 posted on 06/20/2003 9:18:04 AM PDT by ezo4
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To: ShadowAce
Aaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Very well put.

51 posted on 06/20/2003 9:24:06 AM PDT by Valin (Humor is just another defense against the universe.)
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To: finnman69
Pretty soon, split in half won't be enough. Someone will go for the full Octopus.

PWWHEWHAHA!! LOL!
(alexandria anxiously wipes soda off of monitor)

AHEMM! Just to add to the last bit of the article. I have NEVER heard of this "penis splitting" thing but in the prisons there are guys that have inserted marbles in under the foreskin of their penis. This seems to be most prevalant in the hispanic culture, something about female stimulation...sick.

52 posted on 06/20/2003 9:26:16 AM PDT by alexandria ( T.A.K.E. {{"The All Knowing Entity."}})
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To: ShadowAce
Once upon a time, if you wanted to be rebel, you didn't wear a tie.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you wore a leather jacket.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you wore long hair.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you got a tattoo.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you pierced your tongue.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you split your tongue.

Gotta always ratchet it up, if you want to be a rebel. What comes next???

53 posted on 06/20/2003 9:29:23 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: ShadowAce
If that's not enough, he added, tongue-splitting can damage speech and taste and cause permanent numbness.

"ITH THAT THO"?

54 posted on 06/20/2003 9:29:40 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: ShadowAce
Disappointed...I thought he was lighting up in defiance of the anti-smoking decree...
55 posted on 06/20/2003 9:31:05 AM PDT by Jack Wilson
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To: HiTech RedNeck
Thilly! Thoth thories are tho thupid! Ith thafe!
56 posted on 06/20/2003 9:31:50 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: ClearCase_guy
One thing you don't do is wear a confederate flag on your tee shirt. That will get you mugged by the demoliberals.
57 posted on 06/20/2003 9:31:56 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: ShadowAce
Some legislators have sought to outlaw this kind of body modification. I say no way. Anything that helps distinguish the idiots from the sane is a good thing in my book.
58 posted on 06/20/2003 9:32:21 AM PDT by tdadams
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To: ClearCase_guy
THUCH THORIETH ITH THILLY.
59 posted on 06/20/2003 9:32:28 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: ClearCase_guy
Soooo THIS is the face of the liberals....forked tongue....
60 posted on 06/20/2003 9:32:29 AM PDT by smiley
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