[BlackbirdSST]

"I like the way it looks," he said, listing his reasons. "Two, I think it will be more fun during oral sex and the girls will get a kick out of it. Three, everyone and their mother has their tongue pierced and four, I'm an idiot."

No son, you are a freak, trying to give us simple idiot's a bad name! Blackbird.

[Paul Atreides]

Pathetic how some kids, like the one in this article, aspire to become sideshow attractions.