PWWHEWHAHA!! LOL!
(alexandria anxiously wipes soda off of monitor)
AHEMM! Just to add to the last bit of the article. I have NEVER heard of this "penis splitting" thing but in the prisons there are guys that have inserted marbles in under the foreskin of their penis. This seems to be most prevalant in the hispanic culture, something about female stimulation...sick.
Hate to break it to you, but there aren't any females in male prisons....