[ClearCase_guy]

Once upon a time, if you wanted to be rebel, you didn't wear a tie.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you wore a leather jacket.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you wore long hair.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you got a tattoo.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you pierced your tongue.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you split your tongue.

Gotta always ratchet it up, if you want to be a rebel. What comes next???

[HiTech RedNeck]

One thing you don't do is wear a confederate flag on your tee shirt. That will get you mugged by the demoliberals.

[AmishDude]

Gotta always ratchet it up, if you want to be a rebel. What comes next???

With any luck? Decapitation. It's like so cool. And it makes such a statement! Go ahead, try it!

[clamboat]

Gotta always ratchet it up, if you want to be a rebel. What comes next???

What comes next? Someday I predict people will be able to do surgical and genetic modifications to grow extra body parts...an extra hand or arms, extra digits on the hands, blue skin, permanently red fingernails...

You heard it here first!

[Hatteras]

"What comes next???"

You get hair implants on your tattooed, pierced split tongue?

[Kozak]

You wear a suit and tie. You cut your hair. No body modifications. You then then stand out like a sore thumb as a rebel....

[maxwell]

Once upon a time, if you wanted to be rebel, you didn't wear a tie. A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you wore a leather jacket. A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you wore long hair. A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you got a tattoo. A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you pierced your tongue. A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you split your tongue.

Gotta always ratchet it up, if you want to be a rebel. What comes next???

I dunno... Cutting off yer tongue?