Aaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Excite ^ | 20 June 2003 | Ellen Wulfhorst

[BlackbirdSST]

"I like the way it looks," he said, listing his reasons. "Two, I think it will be more fun during oral sex and the girls will get a kick out of it. Three, everyone and their mother has their tongue pierced and four, I'm an idiot."

No son, you are a freak, trying to give us simple idiot's a bad name! Blackbird.

[Paul Atreides]

Pathetic how some kids, like the one in this article, aspire to become sideshow attractions.

[cibco]

He could go to Iraq. I hear they cut tongues for FREE and will even work on your ears... no charge.

[freebilly]

But for believers in modification, a split tongue is merely a start. Split penises, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados

???! This is advantageous???

[goodnesswins]

LOL...what you said....the "Idiots" will be easy to identify.

[Ole Okie]

I am speechless

Oh come on, Xena.

Speak! Speak!

The only speech I can think of is "Ouch".

[subterfuge]

LOL!!
Almost lost my lunch isthisnickcool!
Good one.

[freebilly]

Good. It will lessen the competition in the job market.

Yeah, it's certainly a career choice. Outside of working in a carnival, a tattoo parlor, or at the local Starbuck's, what does a guy with tattoos, face piercings, a split tongue, and/or facial implants do for gainful employment?

Maybe some should rent out space on their heads and have corporate logos tattooed their....

[alexandria]

After splitting his tongue, Emrys Yetz, 20, said it wasn't long before he could move each half independently and do party tricks like picking up pens and pencils.
I have to admit, that part is pretty cool.

Yep, that part would be worth...Ah...someone ELSE doing this to see. ;o}

[ezo4]

This is positively gross. I see these people in the local metro area I live by and it so vilely disgusting.

Especially the young women - I cant imagine someone wanting to make themselves this hideous And the majority of them belong to liberal democratic party...go figure

[Valin]

Aaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Very well put.

[alexandria]

Pretty soon, split in half won't be enough. Someone will go for the full Octopus.

PWWHEWHAHA!! LOL!
(alexandria anxiously wipes soda off of monitor)

AHEMM! Just to add to the last bit of the article. I have NEVER heard of this "penis splitting" thing but in the prisons there are guys that have inserted marbles in under the foreskin of their penis. This seems to be most prevalant in the hispanic culture, something about female stimulation...sick.

[ClearCase_guy]

Once upon a time, if you wanted to be rebel, you didn't wear a tie.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you wore a leather jacket.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you wore long hair.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you got a tattoo.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you pierced your tongue.
A decade later, if you wanted to be a rebel, you split your tongue.

Gotta always ratchet it up, if you want to be a rebel. What comes next???

[HiTech RedNeck]

If that's not enough, he added, tongue-splitting can damage speech and taste and cause permanent numbness.

"ITH THAT THO"?

[Jack Wilson]

Disappointed...I thought he was lighting up in defiance of the anti-smoking decree...

[ClearCase_guy]

Thilly! Thoth thories are tho thupid! Ith thafe!

[HiTech RedNeck]

One thing you don't do is wear a confederate flag on your tee shirt. That will get you mugged by the demoliberals.

[tdadams]

Some legislators have sought to outlaw this kind of body modification. I say no way. Anything that helps distinguish the idiots from the sane is a good thing in my book.

[HiTech RedNeck]

THUCH THORIETH ITH THILLY.

[smiley]

Soooo THIS is the face of the liberals....forked tongue....