Posted on 06/18/2003 6:26:37 AM PDT by kristinn
Ladieszzzzz annnnd Gentlemen
Step right up to see the Hillary Clinton Traveling Freak Show!
Live and in person, the Human Doormat herself. For the modest price of just twenty-eight dollars, you can marvel as the smartest woman in the world plays dumb for suckers like you.
You'll laugh as Hillary says she believed Bill when he told her he was just ministering to Monica Lewinsky.
You'll cry as Hillary turns a deaf ear to her husband's rape victims.
You'll shriek in amazement as Hillary sics private detectives on women to put out Bill's bimbo eruptions.
Yes, indeed, the Hillary Clinton Freak Show--featuring the Clinton Flying Monkeys: James Carville, Sidney Blumenthal and Ann Lewis. With Al and Tipper Gore as the Court Jesters; Terry Lenzner as the Dirt Digger; Larry Flynt as the keeper of the Morals; and John Huang, James Riady and Johnny Chung as the Chinese Money Bag Men.
The Hillary Clinton Freak Show--relive those heady days when terrorists were welcomed in the White House; when terrorists were pardoned for votes; and when Osama bin Laden thought he could get away with murdering Americans.
It's the return of the Hillary Clinton Freak Show, folks. The Miracle of the Cattle Futures. The Mystery of Who Hired Craig Livingstone. The Acquisition of a Thousand FBI Files. The Disappearance of the White House Silverware. It's all here.
This is your chance to gaze on the woman who couldn't be gazed at if you worked in the White House. Your chance to show your daughters how not to be when they grow into womanhood. Your chance to see the Hillary Clinton Traveling Freak Show.
Only in Jerry Springers' America.
ZOT!!!!!!
Looks like we may get to DUMP DAVIS after all!
Personally, I can't wait to see his sorry arse ejected from the governor's mansion.
That will be a great day for California.
What do you mean?
He's crying like a baby already!
Great Kristinn, but no thanks, I will pass on the freak show! :-)From:
I see enough freaks living as I do in California doncha know?
[UPDATED] Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar: Please post the details of YOUR Hillary! FReep hereOne MORE "freak" is on the way here.
Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar--Freep Her Heinous Coast to Coast This Summer ^ | June 15, 2003 | kristinn [and YOU!]
Posted on 06/15/2003 9:44 PM PDT by RonDog
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06/28/03 HILLARY CLINTON LIVING HISTORY San Francisco CA Info 06/29/03 HILLARY CLINTON LIVING HISTORY Los Angeles CA Info
Just a short ride from Fresno. :o)From http://www.simonsays.com/detail.cfm?id=12144:
And, from http://www.simonsays.com/detail.cfm?id=12146:
Event Information
Date: Sat, Jun 28, 2003 Time: 4:00pm Author: HILLARY CLINTON Title: LIVING HISTORY Event: Location: Book Passage Address: Corte Modera City: San Francisco State: CA
Event Information
Date: Sun, Jun 29, 2003 Time: 11:00am Author: HILLARY CLINTON Title: LIVING HISTORY Event: Location: Vroman's Address: Pasadena City: Los Angeles State: CA
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