Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"

The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

I'm here...been extremely busy, work, home, etc. And in kind of a "funk"....I need to do something to get out of it.

Mud....I love CCR...I have that song on cassette, maybe even vinyl. Sorry I missed you too, I was beginning to wonder if that was you up there aiming at me with that cinder block! LOL On my next trip east, I promise. May be awhile now...but I'll make it back again. I loved your "little" state. ;o)

I do have pictures...posting....you know, I found it strange that your state really does have a "Watermelon Queen"...lol....I'll spare you that picture, and the picture of the giant pig & giant duck!!!

From left to right...AdSimp & Sultan's better halves, then comes AdSimp, Sultan and Boys of October (from the FBB league)

[sultan88]

I think ya got adsimp's and my missuz's confused. Either that or I don't remember which is mine. And where is your pic??

[cherry_bomb88]

what pic?

[AdSimp]

Well, at least the better halves are pretty. Notice how all the guys kept their hats on, falling concrete zone.

[cherry_bomb88]

both of your better halves were absolutely charming.

Btw...jla & landru, forgot to ping you guys to the pic of Sultan and AdSimp...look above.

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 04/09/2003 11:00 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Rough lookin' crowd there...lol!! Nice box seats...I thought y'all said you wuz right next to where the concrete fell, but it fell on a whole different level than y'all.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Here's to Justice where ever she may be hiding."

Certainly ain't nowhere to be found within the Ashcroft DOJ, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I've embarked upon a self-imposed hiatus, mi amigo...I'm still lurkin' here and there, though. Thanks fer stopping by the Black threads...hope all's going well fer ya.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Heard ya made it out east, my FRiend, but MUD's band ain't zackley performing all that much lately. Has given me the opportunity to practice my PIE-anny, though...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Reagan Man]

Good to hear from ya, my friend.

[Mudboy Slim]

"After having witnessed how people (on the right) have behaved now that they have the power in their hands; and, how the leaders we've elected have used said power? I'm ashamed to be affiliated with the political right."

SHEEEEESH, and I thought I was the only one who noticed...LOL!! Dubyuh and his domestic team are soooo sure they got me and my fellow RightWingers wrapped up in November 2004 that he don't seem the least bit reticent in abandoning my principles of smaller and less intrusive federal governance...but he's really sucked the wind from my sails with his Milquetoast Moderatism lately. Sure, the RATS are not to be entrusted with the reigns of power in this most dangerous of times, but what the hell happened to doing what's right and taking on the big spenders in DeeCee?!

"That's been quite a blow to me, honestly speaking; &, one which caught me completely flat-footed. I swear it's the one & only thing I never, ever counted on being lambasted by. Suppose it might've been a long overdue reality check for someone like me, be it for good or bad."

Many so-called BushBashers have been predicting this all along, but I just wanted to give Dubyuh the benefit of the doubt. Increasingly, though, there ain't no doubt that Dubyuh's NO fiscal conservative!! Tax cuts are all fine and dandy, but we gotta git serious about cutting domestic spending largesse as well!! Do we REALLY need to spend $2 Trillion per annum at the Federal Level?! I think not.

"Bringing any (of my) discontent here was not then & is not now an option, either. This is JR's place."

Yep...I ain't noticed, though, has JimRob maintained his unabashed support fer Dubyuh despite Bush's willingness to abandon us rightWingers at the very hint of a potential moderate joining his cadre?! FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost justice and all the fixed games
Justice know-o-ows, 'cuz Left's lies left a might bad stain...
Ashcroft must go-o-o...Willie and Beast must be made to pay!!
FReepers, let's RO-O-OLL!! We ain't gonna take it all and throw it all away!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 03/19/2003 12:06 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz them boyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Bill Clinton and McAuliffe...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh Whore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll fry," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, $18 Million I did snake...
From Global Crossings' clueless skanks!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Dubyuh!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
You're all done Presidin'!!!"

Well, T-Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton DETHRONED...Lib'rals DESTROYED at Polls!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be whacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you so much for the lyrics! Hugs!

[goldilucky]

Very good, Mudboy.

"We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!"

Kind of like watching "West Wing" and really seeing how rats operate to destroy their opponents.

[Landru]

"SHEEEEESH, and I thought I was the only one who noticed...LOL!!"

You were amoung the first, dofuss. {g}

"Dubyuh and his domestic team are soooo sure they got me and my fellow RightWingers wrapped up in November 2004 that he don't seem the least bit reticent in abandoning my principles of smaller and less intrusive federal governance..."

We're at 60Hz on that thought, young man.
Almost seems as if the base is being held hostage with a "take it or leave it" attitude, doesn't it??
I mean it just might be it is you & I who're outa the mainstream and as such the man & party have deemed us expendable.
Could be.

...but he's really sucked the wind from my sails with his Milquetoast Moderatism lately. Sure, the RATS are not to be entrusted with the reigns of power in this most dangerous of times, but what the hell happened to doing what's right and taking on the big spenders in DeeCee?!"

Ummmm...he *thinks* he is doing the "right" thing(s)??
Just guessing mind you 'cuz he sure in the hell hasn't really said what & why he's doing what he has...or plans.

"Many so-called BushBashers have been predicting this all along, but I just wanted to give Dubyuh the benefit of the doubt."

You & me, both.
Last thing I ever imagined I'd find myself doing is attacking this man over *anything* he'd do.
Especially when I considered he'd have to first straighten out the bombastic mess he was left following the 8 year nightmare.
I took for granted there'd be much *pain* associated with such a massive process & gave him *plenty* of room.

But Mud?
I have to say I haven't seen him do any of the things I'd voted for him to do, to date.
The guy can't even get his judicial nominees through in spite of him holding the bully puplit & both houses and there's always an excuse visa vi the 'Rats et al ad nauseum.

I'm sure it's just me, but, the guy seems to have elected to work "with" things just as they are with the periodic & ever-so-slight modification, every now & then.
That's *not* "change" in my book, that's status quo.

Granted, he's had to deal with the towlhead-maniacs & no one could've foreseen that.
To that end I'd give him the highest of grades as his people have performed in an exemplary way.
Our national security couldn't possibly have been in better hands, I truly believe.

But that facet has come at a tremendous cost to the Republic & our liberty(s); so, it's not as if we haven't been made to pay for it.
Then there're other areas that're screaming for attention which're every bit as important to all our well being, also.
The illegal mess for example, or the economy insofar as jobs being shipped out the country -- wholesale -- while the offending corp's goods are sent back in? Or how about the prescription drug boondoggle?? What's THAT all about!??! Aren't we BROKE *&* DEPENDENT enough as it is?
Of course there's the education cesspool and the lock the NEA has which continues to enable 'em to groom a whole new generation of Liberal-Socialist idiots.
WTF ever happened to vouchers??

I could go & on and on, as it doesn't take a brainiac to see this stuff but what's the use.
Ain't gonna change a thing.
Nevertheless, these are the thing that're on my mind as the election grows close.

But then I'm preaching to the chorus, huh.

"Increasingly, though, there ain't no doubt that Dubyuh's NO fiscal conservative!!"

No I guess he ain't, not if one were to form an opin based solely on what he'd done.

But then that's not the worst of it, either.
The "bad news" will be there'll be *no* one to challenge him in the primary.
Our choices will be Liberal-lite or Liberal-hard & that assumes [they] haven't redefined the *meaning* of "liberal" between now & the election, eh?

Don't laugh, son.
We've witnessed the Episcopalians redefine the very Bible as well as a RINO like Arnold being compared to Ronald Reagan & since RR cannot set the record straight that kinda baloney effectively redefines Reagan conservatism now, doesn't it??

Yea-yea...I guess if we've learned nothing a'tall, it'd be never say never.
Or, "When the band you're in starts playing different tunes..." ~eh.

"Tax cuts are all fine and dandy, but we gotta git serious about cutting domestic spending largesse as well!! Do we REALLY need to spend $2 Trillion per annum at the Federal Level?! I think not."

You're just being rhetorical, aren'tcha? :o)
Such a *nice* guy, are you.

There've been a couple of people who summed up these "tax cuts" {spit} quite nicely.
Essentially they said [paraphrased] "What good is a a $2 tax cut when they're spending $4?"
The *logic* is inescapable.

>Bringing any (of my) discontent here was not then & is not now an option, either. This is JR's place.<
"Yep...I ain't noticed, though, has JimRob maintained his unabashed support fer Dubyuh despite Bush's willingness to abandon us rightWingers at the very hint of a potential moderate joining his cadre?!"

Well boy you just keep on asking those kinds of questions & you're gonna find out real quick.
Those ain't been skyrockets seen flying outa here, y'know.

If you *smell* electricity you'll be finding out the *new*, redefined meaning of an old & very familiar word, "free."

..."free" ain't what it used to be boy, y'hear?

[Mudboy Slim]

JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW. INTERESTING!!
Subject: Enron $

This is an interesting bit of information that you don't hear much about in the media - Certainly there is a political dimension here:

a. Enron's chairman did meet with the president and the vice president in the Oval Office.

b. Enron gave $420,000 to the president's party over three years.

c. It donated $100,000 to the president's inauguration festivities.

d. The Enron chairman stayed at the White House 11 times.

e. The corporation had access to the administration at its highest levels and even enlisted the Commerce and State Departments to grease deals for it.

f. The taxpayer-supported Export-Import Bank subsidized Enron for more than $600 million in just one transaction. Scandalous!

g. But...the president under whom all this happened WASN'T George W. Bush

h. SURPRISE....It was Bill Clinton!

Please pass this on so the whole Country will know. The Media won't!

[Mudboy Slim]

"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)