Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"

The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[freedomson]

I'm really not trying to stir anything up but;

Weird Al covers a wide variety of topics. His lyrics are for the most part cleverly insightful and that's what makes them so humorous.

Writing sentences that just rhyme about obvious observations isn't clever or amusing to me, it's tedious.

Sorry, I'll shut up now and go away now.

[cherry_bomb88]

I'm really not trying to stir anything up but;

Anytime you throw that word "but" or "however" in, perhaps your goal really is to do just what you said you have not set out to do. You have not succeeded. I'm merely trying to explain to you the difference between Weird Al and the way Mud, myself, sultan, FBD, or CM FReep songs. Weird Al covers a wide variety of topics

BINGO.....we're NOT trying to accomplish that same goal.

Writing sentences that just rhyme about obvious observations isn't clever or amusing to me, it's tedious

Might I suggest you go back through the first 19 Black Threads...not all the songs rhyme. They rhyme if that's the scheme of the original song they are FReeping...again, you must remember, one of the goals/requirements of FReeping a song is to stick to the theme of the original song. Weird Al follows the same goal. Often times Weird Al's lyrics "Just Rhyme" and are total nonsense, which makes them so funny.

Before you criticize what it is we do, you need to understand it.

[MeekOneGOP]

[sultan88]

"...I'll shut up now and go away now."

Thank You!!!

[FBD]

M.B. fan, huh? Yer revealin' your age, my FRiend! :^)

[sultan88]

The Wager between Mudboy and 'Dru

As wager judge, I will be decalring a winner two months from today. You must be present to win.

[sultan88]

"decalring"

Actually, I will be declaring a winner.

[FBD]

Very well stated, CB. Good mornin, to ya!
And good mornin' to you, 'Commissioner' Sultan, yer Majesty!

(The Sultan is Commissioner of my fantasy baseball league.)

BTW, Sultan... maybe you'd like to relate how I benched a guy who had a grand slam and 7 RBI's last nite? :(
Ha! beat ya to it! ;^D

Hey... how 'bout those Mariners getting a shutout, with Brett Boone getting that solo homerun? Heh, heh...Angels and A's fans...gotta be tough for ya'all.
Best start that little savings account for that bottle of Dom P. I bet ya, CB! {G}

[cherry_bomb88]

Best start that little savings account for that bottle of Dom P. I bet ya, CB! {G}

GEEEEEEEEEZ, good thing I listened to 'Dru and got a wager judge!!! Sultan, can you please repost the terms of the bet??? to the best of my knowledge it did not include Dom P. but rather Robert Mondavi. FBD is trying to slide in a fast one, me thinks....must still carry over from his years as a formerly brainwashed dem!!!! {G}

Very well stated, CB. Good mornin, to ya!

Thank you, and good morning to you too!!! Excited about your concert tonight?????

[cherry_bomb88]

M.B. fan, huh? Yer revealin' your age, my FRiend! :^)

I resent that!!! I'm an M.B. fan and I'm no where near you guys' age!!! *ducks*{G}

Ummm, they did have a single in the 80's, FBD. "I know you're out there somewhere". Was actually a really good song, came out about 1988 (lemme go check my 45 of it...hehehe). I started on FReeping that song for 'Dru whilst he was missing, was going to be titled "I know 'Dru's out there somewhere"...but he showed up in the middle of me FReeping it, so I stopped.

[cherry_bomb88]

You must be present to win.

ROTFL...you mean no more announced disappearances by these two?????

[cherry_bomb88]

oh, btw... 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sultan88]

May I remind you that we do not award prizes for 50!! geeesh

[FBD]

Where's yer POOF? I recall you wanted a bottle of Boones Farm Berry, if you won, and I...a bottle of Dom P., if I won. [G}

Well, I gotta get things taken care of, and git to P-Town.
I am meeting up with some old friends to have dinner, and then on to an evening at "the Schnitz" to enjoy the Moody Blues.

I'm going to make a full day of enjoying the big city. And when I leave...I'm always happy to be living in a town of 5000!

Have a great weekend everyone.

[MeekOneGOP]

Well, I remember the Bloody Moo's music back in the 70's and liked them. A fan? Well, I like music I like.

Would you believe I've only been to TWO concerts in my life though?

[freedomson]

Either it works or it doesn't, and it doesn't and hasn't.

0 for 20.

I understand it just fine, it's not writing, it's typing.

I apologize for any hurt feelings and I promise to stay 'shut up' now. Not another peep from me. I'm a jerk, whaddaya want?

[cherry_bomb88]

No accounting for taste or intelligence ;o)

Glad to see a man who can admit he's a jerk. LOL

[Mudboy Slim]

"0 for 20."

You actually went back and read 20 parodies and saw absoultely nothing you liked?! I appreciate the effort at providing "constructive criticism", but this would lead me to believe yer efforts are not really meant to be constructive at all. What is yer political viewpoint, BTW?! Do you not agree that criminals should be subject to the laws of this land, even if said criminals are the most powerful amongst us?!

"I understand it just fine, it's not writing, it's typing."

See, my FRiend, that's simply a mean-spirited opinion...imho, of course.

"I apologize for any hurt feelings and I promise to stay 'shut up' now. Not another peep from me. I'm a jerk, whaddaya want?"

No hurt feelings here, and no need to be so hard on yerself. Nobody believes these parodies are palatable to everyone.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 01/25/2003 10:39 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

I can't believe I've never FReeped the Moody Blues...how was the concert?! Here's a song from the same genre, though...

"Lucky Man"
(To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")

He had the zealots, and harems by the score...
Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head.
No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said.
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!

He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!!
Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

But Dubyuh soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!!
His zealots couldn't save him, so WE BOMBED "bin", and HE DIED!!!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!!)