Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"

The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

hmmm, that's pretty cool...too much for my brain to absorb right now, though.

[cherry_bomb88]

I suspect I know where 'Dru was today!!!!!!!!!!

Click on the image!!!

'Dru, that was 15 minutes from my house....drove right by it on the way home from study group and WOW....amazing 'vettes! Wish I'd thought about going!

[cherry_bomb88]

Hey....FBD....can you give me the scores of the Angels v. Dodgers and Padres v. Seattle from Sunday night????

[FBD]

CB88: "Hey....FBD....can you give me the scores of the Angels v. Dodgers and Padres v. Seattle from Sunday night????"

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How 'bout overall scores??? ;^D

MLB Standings
W L
Seattle 52 28 .650 -- 24-17 28-11 2-4 24-6 16-10 Lost 2 4-6

Oakland 46 34 .575 6.0 28-11 18-23 4-2 18-12 15-11 Won 1 5-5

Anaheim 40 39 .506 11.5 22-17 18-22 13-17 5-0 11-15 Won 3 6-4

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FYI; As of today, Seattle has more wins than anyone, including Atlanta and the Yankee Doodle Dandees... ;^)

[cherry_bomb88]

yes, but if they keep losing like over the weekend, all that "pre all star break" effort is going down the tubes! ;o)

And they lost to the PADRES!!! The Padres suck this year!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stand!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")

If I could tell the World just one thing...
It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!"
Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital...
And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!

We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!!
We must gather ourselves around our Faith...
Fer Right's what the [Med'yuh/Fascists/Leftists/Lib'rals/Cowards/Nazis/Commies] most fear!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what they've sown.
Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home...
And we shall not be broken!!

Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins...
We must remove Left's cancer!!

Yes...heartache came to visit me...
But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!!
We'll fight...we know we're Right!!
For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight.
'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice...
There OURS shall go singin'!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!!
It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!!
Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!!

In the End, only the Truth matters...
In the End, only Justice matters!!
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray...
You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!!
Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked.
Now you've riled us...attacked our home!!
Folks, we shall not be broken!!
Right shall not be broken!!!

We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes...
We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!

Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Billy, King from Arkansas"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")

Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'...
The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style...
And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!!
Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'...
No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...

Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade...
But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts,
You're a Danger to the State!!
Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!!
No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!

No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS...
You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders!
Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs,
You're the one who's givin' the orders!!
No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE...
And you're not fit fer leadin'!!
Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate...
While Lady Justice's bleedin'....

Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is decievin'...
And your schtick's so great, I took the bait,
And you almost had me believin'.
But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to the Juice!!
No, I don't know how you can look me in the eye,
While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!

But I know a place where you can go, Willie,
Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!!
Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy...
Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!

Mudboy Slim (9/9/99)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Thunderous Thighs"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")

I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille...
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!

Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl...
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!

So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck...
'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...

Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!

But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh...
And all Right's dreams will come true!!
Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...
But I'll tell ya...

So now Slick's down on his luck...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!

Mudboy Slim

97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[cherry_bomb88]

Nice tune, Mud!

In case some of y'all disappear for the 4th...

HAPPY 4TH ofJULY!!!

Here's some fireworks for all y'all

[unspun]

Here's some fireworks for all y'all

Thanks. Glad they kept missing ChicagoLady, though!

[cherry_bomb88]

Sorry, forgot to send the fireworks to you! :o)

[jla]

Found out during the house inspection today that the fireplace, a former log-burner converted to nat. gas, can be controlled via remote.

I'm tellin' ya, the stars are aligning up for jla this year.

[unspun]

Oops! I did too! There.

[jla]

Happy Independence Day

[Treasa]

:)

[cherry_bomb88]

Very nice, jla!

Soooooooooo, the Black XX party is at your house, right?

[MeekOneGOP]

Happy Independence Day to you too !
Here is a neat place

[cherry_bomb88]

A fun little 4th of July poll from our local Chicago talk radio....they really do have a sense of humor!

How does your family usually celebrate the 4th of July?
a) Blown-off fingers
b) Inebriated grudges
c) Food poisoning
d) Long rides in hot cars

ROTFL!!!!!

[MeekOneGOP]

I voted, and my choice is winning, LOL !!!

How does your family usually celebrate the 4th of July?

	Blown-off fingers	19%
	Inebriated grudges	35%
	Food poisoning	14%
	Long rides in hot cars	31%

The WLS Daily Poll is brought to you by
SBC Total Connections

[cherry_bomb88]

WLS always has funny responses for their polls!

Inebriated grudges would have been my 2nd choice, my first was Blown-off fingers! (gee, ya could have probably guessed that by my name!!)