Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"

The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[unspun]

RIP, Hillary for President

I'm talking about the candidacy, of course, Mr. Secret Service man. ;-}}

[cherry_bomb88]

Well, since I didn't hear back from Piper....I made 6 two-sided signs (well, my daughter made some too)

I went with the first & last phrase on the same board (one on each side) and then the middle two on another....plus I came up with a few new ones :o)

I'll have plenty of signs to go around!!!! And bringing goodies to CL's house for the BBQ afterwards....doesn't get much better than this....sweedish breakfast, FReep the Hilda Beast & then a BBQ with FRiends!

[cherry_bomb88]

I will, and I'll have a report tomorrow night, and pictures by middle of next week (yes, I'm old fashioned, I still like to take FILM and then I get it developed to the web so I can share it with all of you)

[goldilucky]

For real! I'm surprised he didn't participate.

[MeekOneGOP]

A minimum of 25 or 30 years before she can even be considered for parole.

[jla]

You should stand in line, and when you're next up to approach Hillary say, "I appreciate you offering to sign my book ma'am, but I'd prefer the autograph of the woman whose on the cover".

Or, you and the other Freepers should enter the store & raise a fuss about the hoarde crowding the way as you all request as to where copies of Ann Coulter's book can be found.

[jla]

I love this image!!

[MeekOneGOP]

I look forward to seeing them, too.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! I posted that on a thread recently and Jeff Head liked it.
He modeled THIS one after it!:

[Mudboy Slim]

GREAT HildaBeast FReep and Report by our very own c_b88!!

Keep the pressure on, mi hermana...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...Dubyuh, lead US to the show!!
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb...
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Slick's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
Yep, Voters shall know, that's so!!
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When it's time fer parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"South Shall Rise Again!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Drive!!"
(To be sung to Incubus' "Drive")

Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of...
RATS' Implosion...Then I Cheer!!
And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks
Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!

Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! Willie seemed to have a Faint,
Shallow Mass Appeal!!
But lately I am beginning to find that I...
Should be the one making Slick squeeeeeeal!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Oh yes I...decide to waiver my
Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!
Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine...
And Fight Left's Whore'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!

Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way...
That Tyranny can be brought down!!
Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that
When we fight to win...Lord's Light Joins OURS!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' Slime!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo...

Excellent song, mis amigos!!

FReegards...MUD

115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)

Heh heh heh...Justice ROCKS!!!

[goldilucky]

Excellent. Socialists hate liberty and Jesus.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Socialists hate liberty and Jesus."

Yep...and I'll bet they're gonna hate Mel Gibson's next great move--"The Passion"--about the life of Christ.

Hope all is going well for you, my FRiend...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

My pictures will follow soon....(I am old-fashioned and still like the film thing!)

[jla]

Mia T compliments PJ O'Rourke very nicely

[goldilucky]

Things could be better but at least I have my health to be thankful for.


I'm listening to Bobby McFerrin's "Don't worry Be Happy". Great music. I just ordered some CD's of Miss Peggy Lee and Casino Soundtrack.

[MeekOneGOP]

The Dirty 'RATS !

[FBD]

Amazing math fact:

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321