Republicans for Sharpton....the website!

http://www.republicansforsharpton.com/ ^ | 6/9/03 | amsued

[amused]

I was searching for Sharpton stories when I came across this website.

I think many on Free Republic will enjoy it.

[Sonny M]

I like that idea.

[katnip]

THEN use the "postage paid " return envelope to mail the organizations empty, useless dummy donations or if you really want to screw them, mail them BRICKS with the envelope taped on them, they guaranteed the postage, and you tie up their staff.

Be careful there. There was a man on Long Island that got sick of the power authority here. He would put all sorts of junk mail in their postage paid envelopes and mail it back.

Guess what?! He was arrested for possible terrorism threats.

The bulky mail scared the mail room people. LIPA got him back good.

I would hate to see the rats be able to do the same...

[narby]

We all know he is going to lose in the primary, and so does he, but he can do alot of damage with this pure lefty democratic network

That's all true. But making Sharpton the focus of the Dem primary (and he WILL take it as far as he can), will wake up the swing voters as to the real character of the Dems.

The lefties will vote Dem or Green anyway, so who cares. It's the swing voters who decide the election, and the more Sharpton runs his mouth, the worse the Dems look for not giving him the David Duke treatment he deserves.

[Sonny M]

The lefties will vote Dem or Green anyway, so who cares.

I don't care about the ones who vote rat, I'm worried about the ones that don't, that he is going to bring in, and get to vote. You have to remember, more then 40% of the Nader idiots had no intention of voting untill he got them registered and out and now they will become regular voters for the future.

Same deal with sharpton, there are alot of lefty idiots who will sit at home on election day, but Sharpton, with the right amount of money, could get them registered and out and voting.

[schaketo]

=== Cut === Paste === Email to Friends and Family ===

In the upcoming democratic primary (2004) ...

BIG AL NEEDS OUR HELP! - Register as a democrat and vote for Crazy Al!

Rev. Al Sharpton is officially running for president in 2004.

During the May 3, 2003 demoncrap debate in Columbia, S.C., our man Al stated “The way to move a donkey is to slap the donkey,” and “I’m going to slap the donkey until the donkey kicks”.

Let’s help Crazy Al slap the donkey until it kicks.

Assume GW has the Republican nomination sewn up. Its time for all good republicans, libertarians, and independents to stand up and be counted. Lets take a page from Sen. McCain’s play book. Prior to the 2004 democratic presidential primary in your state, re-register as a democrat and vote for Al Sharpton!

Wouldn’t it be great if Crazy Al won! At the very least, lets ensure he gets prime time speaking rights at the 2004 nationally televised democratic convention. You gotta love it. Line up, sign up, and send this to all your like-minded friends.

Check here for the rules governing primary voting in your state:
http://www.fec.gov/votregis/primaryvoting.htm

In case you’d like to send Big Al a donation:
http://www.sharptonexplore2004.com/

Anyone need a bumper sticker or button?
http://democraticbuttons.freeservers.com/

How about an Al Sharpton yard sign?
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/victorystore00/pryasi.html

Want to keep up on the latest on Big Al’s progress? Go to the Republicans for Sharpton website at:
http://www.republicansforsharpton.com/

Oh yea, and don’t forget to call the local demoncrap party headquarters and ask them the following before the primary election:

1. Can I get a ride to the polls – help them spend their money during the primaries so they’ll have less during the national election. Have them take you the scenic route and stop off and do some shopping on the way home.
2. Are you giving anything away free for voting democrat? Cigarettes, box of cigars, box lunch, etc. Ask for two of each.
3. Send 25 cents in the mail to the DNC and watch how much they spend on mailing you to give to the party. Always send their solicitation back to them with all associated literature in the prepaid envelope included in the mailing. They have to pay that postage upon return. Great way to help them spend money and keep you up to date on their propaganda.

Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003

Main Phone Number: 202-863-8000

Can you think of any other questions we should ask them?

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[Budge]

Oh, OH, the inhumanity of your politically incorrect remark!

I'm saddened, saddened.....

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ROTFL!

[BillyBoy]

heh heh.

Great idea, but WRONG approach. The folks at "Republicans for Sharpton" should stop pointing out the obvious-- that he's a far-left race-baiting buffon. I'd perfer the site have a serious approach and pretend Sharpton is the most likeable Dem. We want to not only get Republicans to vote for Sharpton, but keep his naive supporters in the 'RAT party convinced that Al is a viable candidate who appeals across party lines.

The Democrats for McCain wouldn't have gotten anywhere if their site said "We're just doing this so Gore can have easier opposition in the fall!", would it? They had to pretend like they were really going to stick with McCain no matter what because they admired his "straight talk" and "independance" enough to vote Republican.

Retool the site, Crazy Al might even link it to his webpage if there's enough praise heaped on him. Bwahahaha.

[Budge]

Ping!

[sweetliberty]

Well, that was fun. I posted a few mesages over there. Kinda boring format though.

[Joe Hadenuf]

Hey I wonder if Sharpton is elected, will he too send billions of our tax paid dollars to Africa?

[Bob J]

Not only that, the longer he stays the more tribute he can demand from the eventual winner, which means the farther left the candidate will have to swing.

It's a good thing...heheh.

[mhking]

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[Ciexyz]

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[Luke Skyfreeper]

How many states have open primaries?

We do here in MO, so the deal is sealed -- I'm votin' for Rev. Al in the primary!

[Republican Wildcat]

That would seem to invite mail fraud charges (or something to that effect). I don't think I'd do that.

[Valin]

Al Sharpton! Now more than ever before!

"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
Frank Dane

[yonif]

BTTT. This is as great as that We Love the Iraqi Information Minister site.

[xsmommy]

white devil BTTT ping.

[Kozak]

Nonsense. First of all they would have no way to track who sent the brick, and you could easily make the argument that it was a political statement ( ala burning a flag ) and therefor protected speech.

[davidosborne]

passing it on.. GO AL !!

David C. Osborne