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Al Sharpton Churls
LonePalm's Fertile Imagination
| 5/17/2003
| LonePalm
Posted on 05/17/2003 5:38:21 PM PDT by LonePalm
Al Sharpton Churls
Fat Bottom Girls - words and music by Freddie Mercury
Satire by LonePalm
Fat Bottomed Girls
Are you gonna shake em down tonight
Ah down inside that Dem firefight.
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Al Sharpton Churls
You make the Dem debates go wild
Hey I was just a whiny lib
Never knew no truth from fib
But I knew life before I left my college
Left alone with big fat Prof
He was such a commie toff
Heap big she-man you made a lib boy out of me
Hey hey!
I've been watching every Dem
Telling us we should pick them
I seen ev'ry blue-eyed huckster on the way
But their carping and their spin
Pretty soon it all grew thin
Give me the righteous reverend every time
Oh won't you shake em down and wail?
Oh down inside that Dem fire sale
Oh and you give it all you got
Al Sharpton churls you make the Dem debates go round
Al Sharpton churls you make the Dem debates go round
Hey listen here
They talk of Dubya and they moan
I got stiffness from their drones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big Revrand you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this
Oh you gonna shake em down and wail (please)
Oh down inside that Dem fire sale
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Al Sharpton churls you make the Dem debates go wild
Al Sharpton churls you make the freakin Dems so scared.
Get on your dykes and ride
Oooh yeah them Al Sharpton churls
Al Sharpton hurls
Yeah yeah yeah
Al Sharpton hurls
Yes yes
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Another in our growing list of dangers of taking a shower with the radio on.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
1
posted on
05/17/2003 5:38:21 PM PDT
by
LonePalm
To: RikaStrom; Slip18; xsmommy; Constitution Day; Gabz; Enterprise; one_particular_harbour; hobbes1; ...
WFTD Ping!
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
2
posted on
05/17/2003 5:39:06 PM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: LonePalm; doug from upland
BTTT for Doug !
3
posted on
05/17/2003 5:39:29 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: NonValueAdded; MoralSense; T Lady; Grampa Dave; doug from upland; mrustow; sauropod; Mudboy Slim; ..
Parody Ping!
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
4
posted on
05/17/2003 5:41:40 PM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: LonePalm
bump
5
posted on
05/17/2003 5:48:38 PM PDT
by
MsGail61
To: LonePalm
Al Sharpton ChurlsAl Sharpton Curls....
To: hole_n_one
I was thinking about this photo while I was writing the parody. Thanks for finding it.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
7
posted on
05/17/2003 5:57:07 PM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: LonePalm
Look at Al's pinkies-
now dat's real class,
whether just eatin' Twinkies,
or drinking from a glass.
To: LonePalm
Are you singing about this; (_!_) ?
9
posted on
05/17/2003 10:52:39 PM PDT
by
potlatch
To: LonePalm
Too Kewl..:)
10
posted on
05/18/2003 7:26:20 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because your paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. :)
To: LonePalm
LOL, I read that as "hurls" when I first saw the title!
To: RikaStrom
I originally wrote it as curls, thinking about the photo of Rev Al sitting under the hairdryer in the picture above.
I then changed it to Al Sharpton churls as the counterpart to fat-bottomed girls. I left it as hurls at the end of the song for the obvious reason, he hurls.
Hope all is well on the southern border.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
12
posted on
05/18/2003 8:35:35 AM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: potlatch
Do you mind if I call you?
How about if I call you a taxi? </ Groucho>
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
13
posted on
05/18/2003 8:39:19 AM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: LonePalm
¡Guarde la fe, mis amigos! ¡Somos los salvadores de la república! ¡Ahora y por siempre!
14
posted on
05/18/2003 12:59:32 PM PDT
by
buffyt
(Can you say President Hillary, Mistress of Darkness? Me Neither!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: LonePalm
Halten Sie den Glauben, meine Freunde! Wir sind die Saviors der Republik! Jetzt und für immer!
Mantenha a fé, meus amigos! Nós somos os saviors da república! Agora e para sempre!
Mantenga la fede, i miei amici! Siamo i saviors della Repubblica! Ora e per sempre!
And that is about all I know well enough to translate.....
15
posted on
05/18/2003 1:01:06 PM PDT
by
buffyt
(Can you say President Hillary, Mistress of Darkness? Me Neither!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: LonePalm
LOL!!
16
posted on
05/18/2003 1:48:10 PM PDT
by
potlatch
To: LonePalm
=== Cut === Paste === Email to Friends and Family ===
In the upcoming democratic primary (2004) ...
BIG AL NEEDS OUR HELP! - Register as a democrat and vote for Crazy Al!
Rev. Al Sharpton is officially running for president in 2004.
During the May 3, 2003 demoncrap debate in Columbia, S.C., our man Al stated The way to move a donkey is to slap the donkey, and Im going to slap the donkey until the donkey kicks.
Lets help Crazy Al slap the donkey until it kicks.
Assume GW has the Republican nomination sewn up. Its time for all good republicans, libertarians, and independents to stand up and be counted. Lets take a page from Sen. McCains play book. Prior to the 2004 democratic presidential primary in your state, re-register as a democrat and vote for Al Sharpton!
Wouldnt it be great if Crazy Al won! At the very least, lets ensure he gets prime time speaking rights at the 2004 nationally televised democratic convention. You gotta love it. Line up, sign up, and send this to all your like-minded friends.
Check here for the rules governing primary voting in your state: http://www.fec.gov/votregis/primaryvoting.htm
In case youd like to send Big Al a donation:
http://www.sharptonexplore2004.com/
Anyone need a bumper sticker or button?
http://democraticbuttons.freeservers.com/
How about an Al Sharpton yard sign?
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/victorystore00/pryasi.html
Oh yea, and dont forget to call the local demoncrap party headquarters and ask them the following before the primary election:
1. Can I get a ride to the polls help them spend their money during the primaries so theyll have less during the national election. Have them take you the scenic route and stop off and do some shopping on the way home.
2. Are you giving anything away free for voting democrat? Cigarettes, box of cigars, box lunch, etc. Ask for two of each.
3. Send 25 cents in the mail to the DNC and watch how much they spend on mailing you to give to the party. Great way to help them spend money and keep you up to date on their propaganda.
4. Can you think of any other questions we should as them?
=== Cut === Paste === Email to Friends and Family ===
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posted on
05/18/2003 3:05:44 PM PDT
by
schaketo
(Vote for Crazy Al Sharpton in the Demoncrap Primaries)
To: Klein-Bottle; ganesh
Ping!
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
05/19/2003 9:09:20 AM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: LonePalm
LOL!
-Regards, T.
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posted on
05/19/2003 5:28:35 PM PDT
by
T Lady
(.Freed From the Dimocratic Shackles since 1992)
To: hole_n_one; LonePalm
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posted on
05/22/2003 8:35:11 PM PDT
by
Coleus
(God is Pro Life and Straight)
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