[LonePalm]

I was thinking about this photo while I was writing the parody. Thanks for finding it.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[F.J. Mitchell]

Look at Al's pinkies-
now dat's real class,
whether just eatin' Twinkies,
or drinking from a glass.