Compare and contrast Bush vs clintoon . . .
Posted on 04/09/2003 8:00:05 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)
BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
I'm sure it was an oversight.
It was an interesting site, wasn't it?
It was interesting....very interesting.
Jesus and Satan were having a typing contest. Whoever could type the most in 30 minutes would be proven to be the most powerful.
After about 28 minutes they were pretty even. Then suddenly the power went out and came back on right way. Satan looked at his screen and it was blank and he looked over at Jesus' screen and all his typing was there.
Satan looked at Jesus and said "how come all your typing is still there???"
Jesus looked back at Satan and said "Jesus Saves".
"World government is a profoundly un-American idea. And, worse yet, the global conspirators – and there is simply no other way to describe them – are planning to hand over control of our lives and livelihoods to worldwide authorities who would like nothing better than to see America knocked down a notch or two, all in the name of "leveling the playing field." They'll use any means necessary to get us there – including lying about and hyping crises, both real and imagined, such as global warming, AIDS and overpopulation. They are all just means to an end. And what is that end? It's the further centralization and consolidation of power – this time on a worldwide scale. That's what all these multinational treaties are really about. They are moving us toward global governance – away from the constitutional principles and foundations of the American republic, away from limited government, away from checks and balances."
Farah nails it again.
"The U.N. is not just, as many Americans suspect, a group of incompetent busybodies. It is, instead, a global criminal enterprise determined to shift power away from individuals and sovereign nation-states to a small band of unaccountable international elites. America has no business in the United Nations. Nowhere in the Constitution do I see any provision for our federal government participating in an organization of nations that has dreams of governing the world. I do, however, see in the writings of the founders many warnings about foreign entanglements and permanent alliances that can threaten to draw this sovereign nation into the conflicts of the old world. If the U.N. were just a debating society, I guess my problems with it would be minimal. But too many Americans seem to think this country needs the permission of the U.N. to act in its own self-interest, to protect the security of the nation. We should not be willing to host it any longer. We should not be willing to be members any longer. We should not be willing to subsidize this organization any longer. It's time to pull the plug on the U.N. Let's go about our business as a sovereign nation. Let the American people, and the American people alone, chart their own destiny, protect their own interests, take care of their own security needs."
Yep and FReegards...MUD
"World government is a profoundly un-American idea. And, worse yet, the global conspirators – and there is simply no other way to describe them – are planning to hand over control of our lives and livelihoods to worldwide authorities who would like nothing better than to see America knocked down a notch or two, all in the name of "leveling the playing field." They'll use any means necessary to get us there – including lying about and hyping crises, both real and imagined, such as global warming, AIDS and overpopulation. They are all just means to an end. And what is that end? It's the further centralization and consolidation of power – this time on a worldwide scale. That's what all these multinational treaties are really about. They are moving us toward global governance – away from the constitutional principles and foundations of the American republic, away from limited government, away from checks and balances."
Farah nails it again.
"The U.N. is not just, as many Americans suspect, a group of incompetent busybodies. It is, instead, a global criminal enterprise determined to shift power away from individuals and sovereign nation-states to a small band of unaccountable international elites. America has no business in the United Nations. Nowhere in the Constitution do I see any provision for our federal government participating in an organization of nations that has dreams of governing the world. I do, however, see in the writings of the founders many warnings about foreign entanglements and permanent alliances that can threaten to draw this sovereign nation into the conflicts of the old world. If the U.N. were just a debating society, I guess my problems with it would be minimal. But too many Americans seem to think this country needs the permission of the U.N. to act in its own self-interest, to protect the security of the nation. We should not be willing to host it any longer. We should not be willing to be members any longer. We should not be willing to subsidize this organization any longer. It's time to pull the plug on the U.N. Let's go about our business as a sovereign nation. Let the American people, and the American people alone, chart their own destiny, protect their own interests, take care of their own security needs."
Yep and FReegards...MUD
Congrats on being named one of FReeper's Finest, my FRiend...MUD
Woke up and no one else was around, streets were erie and deserted!
Even though with the erie silence it took us, what, a week to get here?????
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make Dem voters dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemonRATS' Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe RATS didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and DemWhores who suck,
But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!
I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But their "One-World" was vile!"
And Dem Left-Wing fools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a Strength derived from livin' FRee,
In a voice crying out fer Liberty!
And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town.
The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned.
And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"
And Left's Union Thugs kept makin' some Good Folks die!!
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
There'll soon be the day that Slick fries!!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
Leftist whore'd can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!
Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
Good FReepers all refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? Today, Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day Left won't lie!
This will be the day the Left Dies!!"
Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick!
DemonRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick,
'Cuz election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
MUD's hands were clenched in Fists of Rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To Fight the libertarian Fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And Billzabubba's snortin' Cocaine with Spies...
Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS! Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their ratings're down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know The Left's VILE!"
MUD was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
...keep on FReepin' and all will turn out for the best!! FReep On, Good Patriots, FReep On!!
1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim
FReegards to all...MUD
Great line as usual. Way too funny.
Compare and contrast Bush vs clintoon . . .
Interesting. But it's my understanding that everybody has a ghost. It's the ghost in us, called the spirit, that keeps us alive. When we die we "give up the ghost"!
I understand yer point, and it is confusing considering the deference we give "The Holy Ghost"...I guess a more appropriate word fer what I was trying to say wouldda been "wraith"--as in Tolkien's "Ringwraiths"--but it didn't rhyme.
FReegards...MUD
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