Posted on 04/09/2003 8:00:05 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)
BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
preview:""Lost in this whole controversy is one important point: That the Dixie Chicks' music profoundly blows"
Or touching the right emotional nerve.
Let it drop. I was a big enough person to take the blame for blowing off steam here about a personal issue and not giving enough details. An issue that I would have been best left to FReepmail a couple of individuals who's opinions on the matter at hand I greatly value and who do have more details. I unintentionally drew 'Dru into something that caused hard feelings whereas my intention was to get advice and that is not what transpired. Causing hard feelings between 'Dru and I (or anyone for that matter)was the VERY LAST thing I intended. This will be an issue where dear 'Dru and I will have to disagree, and hopefully if we stay away from discussing this issue he and I can remain FRiends as I value his wisdom greatly on other matters.
Without all the details he was right to make the judgements he did. In re-reading it, he was forewarning me, not accusing me, and I became very defensive and ranted on expotentially, and correctly in 'Dru's words in a "novel of epic proportions", which further inflamed the matter.
FBD was right and very wise in saying, sometimes the hardest thing to hear is that which you don't want to.
Let me just apologize, again, here and now to everyone. It was fully my fault. Now hopefully we can move on and get back to FReeping good tunes and discussing other things.
For decades, petty rules, silly laws, and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including body piercing, whole language, and "new math." But his health declined when he became infected with the "If-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus.
In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of well intentioned but overbearing regulations. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero tolerance policies.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parent when a female student was pregnant or wanted an abortion.
Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses in everything from the Boy Scouts to professional sports.
When an individual, too stupid to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, was awarded a huge settlement, Common Sense threw in the towel. As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of developments regarding questionable regulations such as those for low flow toilets, rocking chairs, stepladders and auto emissions.
Common Sense finally succumbed when, while the United States was fighting a war on terrorism, a federal judge declared the Pledge of Allegiance to be unconstitutional.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two step-siblings: My Rights, and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Y'all keep FReepin' on and I'll get back to it before too long...MUD
I noticed you liked the Matrix? ...you might like this site, (aish.com/seminars) it uses the Matrix movie for a moral backdrop to Judaism. I found it very interesting, from the Jewish religion point of view, on moral values.
Check it out!
Gee, he addresses is to me too but doesn't say hi to me *sniff*....is that a hint, FBD??? {G}
That was a pretty cool site. I've never seen religion put quite that way.
"The tapestry of world history is unrolling, all according to plan, yet you have complete freedom to choose how to react. There are events that will happen. History has a destiny. Your life has a destiny. But it's up to you to decide if you will embrace it, or watch from a back row seat."
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