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"The Liberal Lie!!"
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")

A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make Dem voters dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.

So, Bye-bye to the DemonRATS' Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe RATS didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and DemWhores who suck,
But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!

I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But their "One-World" was vile!"
And Dem Left-Wing fools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a Strength derived from livin' FRee,
In a voice crying out fer Liberty!

And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town.
The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned.
And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"

And Left's Union Thugs kept makin' some Good Folks die!!
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
There'll soon be the day that Slick fries!!!"

Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
Leftist whore'd can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!
Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
Good FReepers all refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? Today, Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day Left won't lie!
This will be the day the Left Dies!!"

Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick!
DemonRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick,
'Cuz election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
MUD's hands were clenched in Fists of Rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To Fight the libertarian Fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And Billzabubba's snortin' Cocaine with Spies...
Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS! Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"

It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their ratings're down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"

And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know The Left's VILE!"

MUD was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"

...keep on FReepin' and all will turn out for the best!! FReep On, Good Patriots, FReep On!!

1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim

FReegards to all...MUD