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Here's one from the Sultan...

"Federal Pen"
(To be sung to "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Ashcroft, won't you put Slick in a Fed-er-al Pen?!
Fer Rapin' this Nation...and killin' his friends.
We're scarred by Slick's Vile Crimes...to Hell with Left's spin.
So, Justice, won't you put Slick in a Fed-er-al Pen?!

Oh George, please INDICT Slick fer his TYR-AN-NY!!
Chi-Com's blood dollars bought out our Security...
Can't wait fer Indictments of Slick and Hell'ry.
So George, won't you INDICT Slick fer his Treasonin'?!

Ashcroft, please INDICT Slick fer killin' Ron Brown!!
We're countin' on you, John...please don't let us down!
Prove that you love Truth...and bring Left's Scum down!
Please George, we want Justice fer poor ol' Ron Brown!

EVERYBODY NOW...
(FReeperGal Chorus jumps in)
Justice, put Left's Rapist in a Fed-er-al Pen.
Osama bil Clinton's Vile Reign we must end!!
Slick's scarred this whole Nation, Justice's the Right's FRiend...
Good Lord, help put Clinton in a Fed-er-al Pen!!

170 posted on 1/3/02 7:56 AM Eastern by sultan88

With an assist from...MUD

Gotta git...after one more...LOL!!

"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to U2's "SO Cruel")

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

Updated...MUD

487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim