CIA: Saddam Dead

The Drudge Report ^ | April 9, 2003 | Matt Drudge

[Dirk McQuickly]

The official described the CIA yesterday as being “in a state of euphoria, the WASHINGTON TIMES is planning to report on Wednesday.... “They say there is no doubt Saddam is dead,” said a U.S. military official on the condition of anonymity...

[jporcus]

All it says is 72 virgins. - Nothing about the specie.

Excellent! Oh, and by the way, nothing about the gender either.

[Chances Are]

Oh, she's a beautiful woman, isn't she?

CA....

[Dec31,1999]

ping!

[Conservababe]

Anyone notice the man in the video who was puffing on the cigarette? Last night, one commentator on Fox live remarked that he looked observant but unconcerned.

giggles

I wonder if he was one of ours.

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

"...we'll be hearing about Saddam sightings...for the next 20 years."

With Elvis?

[Conservababe]

Well, fourteen bodies have been recovered.

[Dec31,1999]

All of which just adds to the mystery. If that is what needs to be done, I'm all for it.

[Rockitz]

Alas, no. Ahem! (Adjusting podium) This is a classic case of uncertainty, first proposed by Werner Heisenberg and best exemplified by Erwin Schrodinger in his famous "Schrodinger's Cat" illustration. Think of Saddam as being in what is known in quantum mechanics as an eigenstate, that is, in a state best described as being neither dead nor alive. There is a box, and inside the box is Saddam. Until we "collapse the wave function" by opening the box and making a direct observation of his BLOATED, FESTERING, MAGGOT-INFESTED CORPSE COVERED IN BLOWFLIES AND STINKING TO HIGH HEAVEN, he shall remain in that eigenstate, that mathematical description of uncertainty. (sound of panting)

Thank you.

Would BLOATED, FESTERING, MAGGOT-INFESTED fragments of Saddam satisfy you?

[Shermy]

Shep showed the Saddam in the street video, and the video some hours after the bombing.

Some have suggested that the man crying, hugging was the same man. Maybe like Babu sees it, the Fox guys didn't think crying man was the same guy.

[Dec31,1999]

How about Facist Totalitarian? Does that fit the bill?

[Sideshow Bob]

Seamus,
Check your FReeper mail and email.

[rwfromkansas]

No doubt we are considering that possibility and have the spy planes in the air.

[Gummi Bear]

>>>There will NEVER be anything remotely resembling a "corpse" that comes out of that hole. It would be a miracle if they were able to find an intact toenail.<<<

This is what everyone thought when the space shuttle burned up, myself included. I am willing to speculate that there must be something left.

[ConservativeLawyer]

Saddam should go on Larry King if he is alive

That's never been a prerequisite for any other Larry King guest.

[cgk]

What's wrong with their coverage.

They say bad things about China. Johnny Hong Kong gets reallllly angry when you say bad stuff about China.

[Chances Are]

So are you going to take him up on the offer?

CA....

[oyez]

I am willing to speculate that there must be something left.

Like hamburger or mu gu giapan? Or maybe Cream of Saddam?

[Arkinsaw]

Sounds like you just wanna kill him agian and again and again....can't blame ya

All these bombs on him are fun, but the best would be strapped to a guerney at Marion.

[Shermy]

[Chances Are]

Ahhh, CLASSIC!!!

I just love quantum mechanics, don't you?

CA....