Female suicide bombers attacked US troops

Orange Today ^ | 4/4/03 | AP

[Classicaliberalconservative]

Okay I am probably going to receive a warning for this. What do female suicide bombers get if the males get 72 virgins? My friend and I were talking about this and we came up with this: 72 multiple orgasms ;).

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Jay Leno asked the same question last night, What does a woman suicide bomber think her reward will be? 72 guys who do house work and cook?

[Alouette]

How do they know the woman was pregnant? Did they perform an ultrasound at the checkpoint? How do we know she didn't strap a bowling ball or a watermelon under that burka?

[boknows]

Why is it so difficult to stop ALL vehicles, whether they are driven by military, civilians, men, women, rugrats, whatever! Shoot out the tires, blow big potholes in front of the thing, put up "Jersey barriers", etc. But DO NOT let any vehicles through.

The people should be forced to get out, strip down to their Calvins, spread eagle on the sand. Then, if they are clean of any explosives, chemicals, weapons, etc. they can line up for processing - either as prisoners or sent on their way.

In the meantime, the vehicle they were driving is toasted from about 100 meters.

[boknows]

Hey, Nakasaki and Hiroshima worked pretty well, I'd say.

[shotgun]

"Female suicide bombers attacked US troops"

When I first saw this I thought it was about the dipsy twits

[TheLion]

"Why is it so difficult to stop ALL vehicles, whether they are driven by military, civilians, men, women, rugrats, whatever! Shoot out the tires, blow big potholes in front of the thing, put up "Jersey barriers", etc. But DO NOT let any vehicles through.
The people should be forced to get out, strip down to their Calvins, spread eagle on the sand. Then, if they are clean of any explosives, chemicals, weapons, etc. they can line up for processing - either as prisoners or sent on their way.

In the meantime, the vehicle they were driving is toasted from about 100 meters."



Thanks for posting that! I have been thinking this all day since I heard about the bombing. Make them get out of the vehicle, blow it up and they can worry about transportation later!

[scholar]

Wonder how the payback works for the opposite sexed Islamafanatic?

HA! Leave it to you pal! Seriously though, in that Islamafanatic mindset the females would probably be stoned in Heaven.

[ItsOurTimeNow]

Where are the nags at N.O.W. when all this is happening?

Where's their outrage?

The silence from the left is deafening...

[cake_crumb]

"How do they know the woman was pregnant?"

BEFORE she blew up? Maybe she was showing. AFTER she blew up, a blood sample from an intact body part would prove or disprove pregnancy beyond a shadow of a doubt.

[Risa]

>>Wonder how the payback works for the opposite sexed Islamafanatic? <<

Good question. Somehow, I doubt it's seven male virgins.

risa

[Action-America]

!!! FLASH !!!

In a press release today from Alla, it was announced that Islamic Heaven is suffering a virgin recession and that until further notice, the normal 72 virgin allotment will be reduced to only 11.  Furthermore, since the only virgins that are left are fat and ugly, martyrs are being advised not to expect too much from those 11.  After all, those same 11 virgins have been given to the last 283 martyrs and they are still virgins.

 

[try phecta tom]

unfortunately I just saw these two c@@@@ on their own little rant before they blew up. Just wish we wuld blow them up before they hurt one of ours

[BossLady]

LMAO! Good!!!!

[harpo11]

Damn, the scumbag cowardly so-called men of Saddam's goon squads are such yellow-bellied low-life baboons that are so scared they hide behind women and children.

[Squantos]

A nice concrete planter delivered by by JaDam Express overnight is the best way to tell someone you care........:o)

Stay Safe D1 !

[Squantos]

It's a new band....the Cunning Runt's !

Of course they are only putting out singles right now.

[DoughtyOne]

Ah ha ha ha ha... Yeah sure. Like my mother-in-law would appreciate it. ;)

[Squantos]

I take it she's short on stature and temper ?;O)

Stay Safe !

[Protagoras]

Women should not be in combat.

Are you sure they should ride their dinosaurs down to the polling place though?