[shortstop]

This man -- as a college student in the United States -- knows all about the hospitality of our country. Now it is time for him to learn of our might. And our resolve.

[TheConservator]

After we have done interrogating him, I think we should drop him off on the top floor of the World Trade Center.

If its not there, whose fault is that?

[Calpernia]

After our new trade center is up....I vote to throw him off.

[AppyPappy]

The greatest torture involves regret. We need to offer him riches in exchange for information. He will turn it down but let him know the offer stands while the Mossad deals with him. Everytime he is tortured, he will remember that he can trade it for wealth and that all his pain is for nothing.

He'll cooperate.

[donozark]

Bo Deidle on IMUS show yesterday suggested we addict him to heroin, then make him go cold-turkey. Hold the needle (with heroin) in front of his eyes and interrogate him. Not sure if sodium pentathal would do the trick. Maybe we need something more "exotic.?"

[WilliamWallace1999]

I propose kicking him out the door of a Blackhawk at 500 feet over concrete hog pens. Let him bust like a watermelon and be consumed by the swine. Collect and dry the fecal remains and them air-drop them over the West Bank. Televise it all on Al-Jazeera. Drop leaflets to invite others to follow.

Colonel Kurtz.

[finnman69]

We should show him evidence that we caught Osama and see what happens. In fact, lets get some Hollywood actor and makeup artists to put 'Osama' in the room with him and see what happens.

[Right Brother]

Tie him up, deposit him in the tank of a port-a-potty and let family members of those who died on Sept.11th urinate and defecate on him until he is completely buried.

[P.O.E.]

As Leila said on Futurama:

"Why must we resort to non-violence? Can't we just go and kick some a$$?"

[The Great RJ]

Certainly this guy should be tried before a military tribunal and not have a media circus trial with someone the likes of Ramsey Clark defending him. Execution (yeah, I know he's innocent until proven guilty, but let me indulge) by firing squad on a US Navy ship with about half of the firing squad being female soldiers. Burial uncermoniously at sea. A tape of the execution and burial at sea should be provided to Al Jazeera network for broadcast to the Arab terrorist world.

[Ben Hecks]

Without telling them what's happening, move Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Ramzi Yousef, Zacarias Moussaoui, and Terry Nichols to a secure location. Shackle them and put them in a pitch black room facing each other.....then turn on the lights. The reactions and any comments made could prove to be interesting.

[plain talk]

Again, nobody is recommending or condoning physical torture

Nobody? Think again, bub. Plenty are. We need the information and he needs the torture. It's a win/win.

[Jarhead_22]

I've put some thought into this, primarily in mind of bin Laden, but it applies just as well to KSM.

Put him on trial and convict him of terrorism and mass murder and send him to prison. My custom made prison, just for him and his fellow-jihadis.

His uniform jumpsuit and bedding will be woven out of Owens-Corning fiberglass insulation.

The light in his cell will be provided by one fluorescent fixture that will be on 24/7, and set behind a lexan panel so it can't be broken. One tube will flicker, giving off a constant buzz.

The sink and toilet fixture in his cell will be stainless steel, and the tap will have a slow drip. The toilet will overflow at odd intervals, even when he hasn't flushed it, and the backpressure will spew the contents of the trap out to cover a radius of four or five feet. It will be placed at the head of his bed.

His bed will be a concrete slab set into the wall so that it slopes downward at a 15 degree angle.

The floor of his cell will have an electrical grid that will energize with house current from time to time.

"Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band will blast at 124dB from speakers in his cell, sometimes just a snippet of the song, sometimes over and over for hours.

Rats and roaches will crawl up from the floor drain to build nests in his nostrils while he sleeps.

The NYPD ESU will practice cell extractions in his cell.

After a year or so of this treatment, when he has developed a constant twitch and messes his fiberglass jumpsuit at every movement, sound or flash of light, he will be transported to the lawn in front of the section of the Pentagon damaged in the 09.11.01 attacks, and he will be beaten to death by the bare hands of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.

Only then will he be fed to pigs.

All of this will be broadcast live worldwide via satellite. Commercial free.

[Nateman]

1. Put him in a room and refuse to tell him which way Mecca is. When he bitches about that tell him "you think God's on you side, let Him tell you which way to prey". After a few days tell him the toilet was specially aligned just for him. Every time he took a dump it was towards Mecca.

2. While he is unconscious implant some speakers in his ear. Get him delirious and start broadcasting in such a way as to make him think God is talking to him. Of course this particular "God" would  definitely be displeased with him and inform him that he was following Satan's wishes all along.

This demonic beast does not deserve a quick death, its much too easy for the likes of him. He should be kept alive as long as possible, in a state of agony.

[Slings and Arrows]

Keep him awake until he talks. Then keep him awake until he dies. With a bit of suggestion, this torture can incorporate any of the other torments suggested in this thread - after a few days without sleep, he will be delusional and can provide his own pain.

There is nothing we can do to him that is as horrible as what he has done to us, but this is as close as we'll come.

[FirstTomato]

My suggestion: After torturing him and getting all the information possible, take him up in a helicopter to right above where the observation deck was on the South tower, then push him out.

The fact that there wouldn't be any deck to catch him wouldn't be anyone's fault but his own.

Then, to properly dispose of his body, let hungry hogs eat it.

[pbear8]

Turn him over to the Spanish Inquisition (no one expects that)!

[Revolting cat!]

Put him in a cell with Queen Hitlery!

[TexasRepublic]

"It's not a question of whether we should kill him, it's whether we should torture him first."

Smear his eys and privates with honey and stake him to a large army-ant bed.

[lawdog]

I say put him on a healthy diet- "kill em with kindness'...

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[Nakota]

Take him to my brother's farm and feed him to the sows!