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February 21, 2003
Posted on 02/24/2003 9:54:51 AM PST by noninterventionist
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Druids. I've heard of them. Aren't they like three feet tall? They dance to mandolin music.
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
No. You are thinnking about Dwarves, and nowadays they get tossed around bars for money... well, they USED to, until teh french and Germans persuaded the UN to ban Dwarf-Tossing...
I tell ya, those two countries spoil ALL our fun..
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posted on
02/24/2003 8:55:33 PM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's quite frightening really)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Oh yeah. Lost my mind for a minute. (Thought I saw them in a movie, dancing around an 18" tall model of Stonehenge.)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
It was supposed to be 18', it's not MY fault Nigel is an idiot...
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posted on
02/24/2003 8:59:34 PM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's quite frightening really)
To: AmishDude; Chad Fairbanks
It will be a short 2 month trip to their next concert.It'll be worth it, man. (Did you tell Chad that the "brown cow" of your family is the drummer?)
To: Chad Fairbanks
"Well, you're not as confused as him, are you?"
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Mojo Magazine: Ian Gillan, you briefly joined Black Sabbath in 1983, tell us about the infamous Born Again tour that provided such valuable inspiration for Spinal Tap?
Ian Gillan: We were up at a company called LSD (Light and Sound Design) in Birmingham, and the lighting engineer asked if anyone had any ideas for a stage set. Geezer Butler suggested Stonehenge. "How do you envisage it, Geezer?" asked the engineer. "Life size, of course," replied Geezer.
So they built a life-size Stonehenge. We hired the Birmingham NEC to rehearse in and they couldn't get these bloody things in there. We opened in Montreal and Don Arden had hired Maple Leaf ice hockey stadium for a week, so they shipped the set over there and could still only get a few of those damn stones up, one each side of the stage, one behind the drums and two cross-pieces.
The album was called Born Again and had the most vile cover I've ever seen, a new-born baby painted red with yellow finger nails and two little yellow horns sticking out of his head.
Now, I've not been able to remember a single word of any of the Sabbath songs, I don't know why but they won't go into my head. So I did myself a prompt book and wrote out the first lines of each song. I don't normally use monitors but I had two wedges put at the front of the stage just to hide my book, and I'd practices turning the pages with my foot at home in the kitchen. No problem.
On the last day of the rehearsal we're wondering what this dwarf is doing hanging around backstage. When we do the dress rehearsal the dwarf emerges in a red leotard, long yellow finger nails and little yellow horns. He's going to be the baby.
Then we hear this horrendous screaming sound they've recorded a baby's scream and flanged itand suddenly; we see this dwarf crawling across the top of Stonehenge, then he stands up as the baby's scream fades away and falls backwards off this 30 foot fibreglass replica of Stonehenge onto a big pile of mattresses. Then dong, dong bells start toiling and all the roadies come across the front of the stage in monk's cowls, at which point War Pigs starts up. By now we can see the kids are either in stitches or wincing in horror.
After spending 40 grand a day to achieve all this, someone had economised by not actually trying out the dry ice in the afternoon run through. So as I stride confidently towards my prompt book, not even knowing the first word of the song, I'm suddenly shocked to see a chest-high cloud of dry ice is berating me to the front of the stage. So there I am after this big opening, kneeling down, swatting the air and trying to read me line, popping my head above this cloud every now and then. Someone shouted "It's Ronnie Dio!"
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posted on
02/24/2003 9:03:25 PM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's quite frightening really)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Shhh. Don't air my families soiled underthings!
To: Chad Fairbanks
OMG - ROTFL
To: AmishDude
As long as they ain't brightly colored, why worry?
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posted on
02/24/2003 9:12:29 PM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's quite frightening really)
To: Chad Fairbanks
As long as they ain't brightly colored, why worry?
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posted on
02/24/2003 9:18:03 PM PST
by
AmishDude
(Uh, exactly! Why worry?)
To: AmishDude
Shhh. Don't air my families soiled underthings!Sure, you say that now, but you'll be laughing all the way to the bank when they make AmishDude: The Movie!
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
AmishDude: The Movie is coming soon in theaters. But don't see it or you will surely burn in hell.
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
ROTFL
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posted on
02/24/2003 9:32:31 PM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(There's no mushroom cloud with rock ’n roll. No skin things happening years later, at least I hope.)
To: AmishDude
Its part of nature to be loud, isnt it? In the jungle what does a lion do? He roars. What does an elephant do? Well, I dont know what you call it, but he makes noise. What does a fat man do after hes eaten Mexican food? Its like a Darwinian, evolutionary thing.
255
posted on
02/24/2003 9:35:55 PM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(There's no mushroom cloud with rock ’n roll. No skin things happening years later, at least I hope.)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Its like a Darwinian, evolutionary thing.Don't even go there, English.
256
posted on
02/24/2003 9:39:11 PM PST
by
AmishDude
(Great, why don't you just bring up Lincoln and Vince Foster: the Free Republic trifecta!)
To: AmishDude
We were fish, and then the fish crawled out on the beach, and he became a monkey. Then the monkey, he went back into the water, because it was too hot. Then he started developing gills-like a fish-and started swimming in the ocean. Then he came back out again, and was then just a monkey, and then a man, and then a monkey again, I think, and then a man. So it's based on that.
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posted on
02/24/2003 9:42:21 PM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(There's no mushroom cloud with rock ’n roll. No skin things happening years later, at least I hope.)
To: Chad Fairbanks
"People say Mozart didnt play loud. Thats a lot of bullwhack. He played as loud as he could. He didnt know he could turn it up."
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Ok, you asked for it...
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posted on
02/24/2003 10:20:04 PM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(There's no mushroom cloud with rock ’n roll. No skin things happening years later, at least I hope.)
To: Chad Fairbanks
ROTFL
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