[Calpernia]

What ever happened to parenting and morals? Now the Department of Education (in London, UK) is giving guidelines to our children's sex life? How long until this is taught here in the States?

[homeschool mama]

Clinton has already aided in teaching American teens that oral sex isn't sex.

[al baby]

A lewinski i presume

[AD from SpringBay]

Here's a sure fire 100% guaranteed stopping point: take a quarter (or similar English coinage) and put it directly behind the kneecap of one leg. Hold the coin in place with the knee of the other leg - continue as necessary.

[uncbob]

British school children are to be controversially asked to consider oral sex instead of intercourse as part of a drive to cut the country's high teenage pregnancy rate. ,br>
I am surprised they haven't asked them to resort to homosexuality as means of reducing pregnancy

Look at Britain for the future of the USA
I wonder if the war in Iraq is worth it
Maybe we are the satans

[DLfromthedesert]

Great!!! I wonder if they will tell the children about the diseases they can contract for this practice, that can be passed on to future children.

[DoughtyOne]

Wow this is such a good idea. Why didn't planned parenthood think of this before? Any married couples not wanting children could just practice heavy petting instead of intercourse. This is going to be a huge success.

First base
Second base
Third base
Oral Sex

This is a plan? I think we left out the last step. Scre_ing like a bunch of drunken sailors. What human in their right mind thought oral sex was going to prevent the genuine article? Even George Orwell's most deprived characters found this plan a bunch of hoey!

Any plan that suggests the first four steps above then stopping, is going to attain the same success as asking airliners to simply lower the landing gear without landing. The inevitable is going to happen once the process is initiated.

[ClearCase_guy]

I do hope they also tell the children to seek out cocaine dealers as their drug resource of choice. This would be a good thing to teach children, because Cocaine is a "stopping point" which can prevent drug abusers from proceeding on to that far more dangerous drug, heroin.

[billorites]

"Family groups argue that oral sex is likely to lead to penetrative sex."

If it doesn't, you're not doing it right.

[Redcloak]

"Naughty, wicked, evil Zoot..."

[duckman]

Way back in the 50's during high school 'coping' a feel was considered hot stuff. My, how things have changed.

[Sofa King]

"British Schoolkids to Be Asked to Consider Oral Sex"

On a related note:

Micheal Jackson and Ted Kennedy have announced that they will be soon moving to Great Britan.

[Grig]

And people trying to eat less should hang out in kitchens and just breath deeply so they aren't so hungry.

[Henchman]

Dem Brits coudda done sumpin good; but dey blew it!

[The Duke]

Does anybody else recall that episode of the "X-Files" that portrayed a hideously imbred, genetically deficient family known as "The Peacocks"? Mother didn't have any legs (or teeth) and slept under the bed on an auto-mechanic's rollaround.

That's what comes to mind when I think of what's left of Britian.

[hunter112]

"We trust head teachers and teachers to make sensible decisions about sex education."

Head teachers??? Hmmmm.....

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

oral