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To: Calpernia
Wow this is such a good idea. Why didn't planned parenthood think of this before? Any married couples not wanting children could just practice heavy petting instead of intercourse. This is going to be a huge success.

First base
Second base
Third base
Oral Sex

This is a plan? I think we left out the last step. Scre_ing like a bunch of drunken sailors. What human in their right mind thought oral sex was going to prevent the genuine article? Even George Orwell's most deprived characters found this plan a bunch of hoey!

Any plan that suggests the first four steps above then stopping, is going to attain the same success as asking airliners to simply lower the landing gear without landing. The inevitable is going to happen once the process is initiated.

14 posted on 02/21/2003 11:43:43 AM PST by DoughtyOne (Freeper Caribbean Cruise May 31-June 6, Staterooms As Low As $610 Per Person For Entire Week!)
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To: DoughtyOne
I think that in today's SexEd curriculum Second Base IS Oral Sex. First Base is French Kissing naked with your hands in each others pants. Third Base is doing both at the same time, in your school classroom.
31 posted on 02/21/2003 1:00:41 PM PST by RobFromGa (It's Time to Bomb Saddam!)
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