USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ New Year's CHEESE Ball! ~ December 31, 2002

American Preservative and FRiends of the Canteen | Wednesday, December 31, 2002 | American Preservative and FRiends of the Canteen

[American Preservative]

The hour is near
Time to face a New Year
A toast to good health, family, and FRiends dear
A wish for safety, prosperity, laughter, and love
And, many, many thanks! to those serving our Country
and, to the One above.

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OK, was that mushy? Was it cheesy? Yes! Heartfelt, too.....

And, speaking of "CHEESE" (after all....this is Free Republic : ))

You are cordially invited to the Canteen's
New Year's
: )

So guys and dollz it's time to boogie!

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HAPPY 2003!

Come on and party!

Please pick up your new CHEESY name tag for the ball HERE

(To "find" your new cheesy name, use the first letter of your first name for your first cheesy name. Use the first letter of your last name for the first part of your last cheesy name, or, your middle cheesy name, and, use the last letter of your last name for your cheesy last name. [Thanks LindaSOG. I tweaked the formula. : )]
For example: The name Hillary Clinton becomes Hereford Hop Curd Nokkelost.)

Hey, if that's too much, just pick a few cheese names and have fun! : )

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So, everyone LET'S CHEESE ROLL! LET'S CHEESE DIP! AND, LET'S HAVE A CHEESE BALL! : )

[Kathy in Alaska]

"Don't you feel better now??" I should be afraid, very afraid. LOL!

You each need a hat.

For Burka Man

[tomkow6]

Burka Man IS the navigator!

You forget I have a FULL crew on board, always!

[tomkow6]

Burka Man will do the cleaning stuff.

I DON'T CLEAN NOTHIN!

[American Preservative]

....do any of you have any of those cheese balls already chilled that I can 'borrow'?

Uhhh....well, I found this one in the Canteen kitchen, but, it looks like someone's taken a bite out it already. : )

[tomkow6]

My "kitties" have a few hair-balls you can have!

[Pippin]

OH! I knew ther was a flaw in my logic!

No liscence!

[Pippin]

Didn't you know Tom's kitty katz love cheese balls too?

[Pippin]

DING! DONG!

[Pippin]

Thanks for the hats, Kathy!

I'll give the bucket to TomKow!

[southerngrit]

Thanks, Abondance.

I'll just turn it on it's side and spread crackers all around it. The kids will never notice!

[American Preservative]

Is this one of yourz?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Constellation Sailors battle it out in the hangar bay's big gloves boxing game. "Connie's" Morale, Welfare and Recreation Department provided a few games of this nature for the crew to have some fun on the Christmas Eve "no-fly" day. (Photo by PH2 Felix Garza Jr.)

[American Preservative]

I'll just turn it on it's side and spread crackers all around it. The kids will never notice!

Sounds like American ingenuity and Southern cookin' to me Ms. Knockalara! : )

~Abondance~

[American Preservative]

"Hey Mr. Tomkow, we'll clean the limo, if me and my dog Barky can get a ride in your cool tank. Look I'm even wearing tie! Do you like our cheesehead hats from the Ball?"

[Soaring Feather]

Happy New Year's in Czech: "Vesele novy rok"!

Hyvää joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta! Finnish
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Acorn Harbourne Blue

[Kathy in Alaska]

Loud noises are bad, dogs are worse. But for sheer feline misery, nothing beats a flash flood. This poor puss was rescued from high waters near Conroe, Texas, and taken to a veterinary clinic, where it's doing well.

[Soaring Feather]

a hummer limo! ms feather, please keep an eye on The Kid. Oh, maybe that's letting the fox in the hen house. LOL!

MoJo, did you see what your ma said about us???? We must disprove this now! Something about a fox in the hen house? What does that mean??? ;O)

[Soaring Feather]

Hey Woman!!

How be you tonight?

Carre De L'Est Yorksire Blue Grataron d'Areches!!


Acorn Harbourne Blue
benteather

[Dubya]

"A Really Wrong Answer"

Did y'all hear about the Nelson twins? You know they do everything together.
Yesterday, they applied for a job stacking boxes at that new dollar store
that just started up downtown. They thought they'd make a little extra money
after school, what with football season over and all. Unfortunately for them,
the company only needed to fill one position. They gave the boys a test to
determine whom to hire. Both boys missed only one question.

The manager called Billy in and said, "I'm sorry, but I'm going with your
brother Bob and I wanted to tell you first."

"That doesn't seem fair," Billy complained. "I thought you said we both got
nine answers right."

The manager looked at Billy sternly. "Son," he said. "Our decision isn't
based on the correct answers, but on the question both of you boys missed."

This really got Billy stewed up. "How could one wrong answer be better than
the other?" he asked.

"Simple," said the manager. "For question five, your brother Bob wrote down,
"I don't know". You wrote, "neither do I."

[Soaring Feather]

Constellation Sailors
These are my favourite guyzs tonight!