[Kathy in Alaska]

Constellation Sailors battle it out in the hangar bay's big gloves boxing game. "Connie's" Morale, Welfare and Recreation Department provided a few games of this nature for the crew to have some fun on the Christmas Eve "no-fly" day. (Photo by PH2 Felix Garza Jr.)

[Dubya]

"A Really Wrong Answer"

Did y'all hear about the Nelson twins? You know they do everything together.
Yesterday, they applied for a job stacking boxes at that new dollar store
that just started up downtown. They thought they'd make a little extra money
after school, what with football season over and all. Unfortunately for them,
the company only needed to fill one position. They gave the boys a test to
determine whom to hire. Both boys missed only one question.

The manager called Billy in and said, "I'm sorry, but I'm going with your
brother Bob and I wanted to tell you first."

"That doesn't seem fair," Billy complained. "I thought you said we both got
nine answers right."

The manager looked at Billy sternly. "Son," he said. "Our decision isn't
based on the correct answers, but on the question both of you boys missed."

This really got Billy stewed up. "How could one wrong answer be better than
the other?" he asked.

"Simple," said the manager. "For question five, your brother Bob wrote down,
"I don't know". You wrote, "neither do I."

[Soaring Feather]

Constellation Sailors
These are my favourite guyzs tonight!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Constellation Sailors battle it out in the hangar bay's joust game. "Connie's" Morale, Welfare and Recreation Department provided a few games of this nature for the crew to have some fun on the Christmas Eve "no-fly" day. (Photo by PH3 (AW/SW) Jamar Perry)

A Constellation Sailor takes a seat on Santa's lap in the hangar bay and gets a brand new hat. Kris Kringle made his rounds on the ship, towing oridance on the flight deck and shaking hands with Sailors and Marines throughout. "Connie's" Santa even made the front page of the Christmas edition of the New York Post. (Photo by PH3 Prince Hughes)