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PAPER: SEX ORGY SECRETS OF THE BABY CLONE CULT
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| 12-28-02
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Posted on 12/28/2002 5:28:14 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
Sex Secrets of the Clonaid Group developing on Drudge....developing..breaking..
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To: ConservativeMan55
I enjoy having sex with 20 or 30 of my own clones....
To: ConservativeMan55
freebilly, the Raelian, all set for the group orgy....
To: BenLurkin
Here's my favorite joke from the "Heaven's Gate" cult suicide of a few years back...
Q: Why didn't the spaceship come to earth to pick up the Heaven's Gate cult members?
A: They didn't have the balls.
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posted on
12/28/2002 7:56:26 PM PST
by
Bosco
To: ConservativeMan55
Interesting.
But obvious agitprop.
To: ConservativeMan55
...or maybe it's that French socialized dentistry?
To: ConservativeMan55
To: governsleastgovernsbest
OMG! Her teeth - - what has stained them so badly?
Is it coffee?
To: ConservativeMan55
I'll bet her breath will take the paint off a building.
To: Happy2BMe
OMG! Her teeth - - what has stained them so badly? Is it coffee?
It's France.
sometimes these things just write themselves.
To: Happy2BMe
She smokes cigars imported from Uranus.
To: Phoenicks
"She smokes cigars imported from Uranus." Is Bill Clinton a Railian?
Raelians and plain thrill-seekers openly cavort nude on the grass at a mass gathering in a French field.
A Typical Raileian Orgy Day
To: Happy2BMe
Clinton was not a Raelian, but as President, he did hire a Raelian intern from the Planet Detox.
To: Hank Rearden
The current line out in Las Vegas says take the Crest White Strips and the points, but I'm not too sure about that.
To: ConservativeMan55
You'd think they could clone up someone a little easier on the eyes.
Then again...I suppose it might be hard finding a woman whose at least some sort of scientest, think humans orginated from alien clones, and likes getting down orgy style.
And I thought I was picky.
To: ConservativeMan55
To: ConservativeMan55
To: Happy2BMe
Clone Doc's Joy of Sects AKA Alien Sex
Alien Sex A Martian couple and an Earthling couple meet and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member--about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says the woman. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, the Earth male asks, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," she says, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was OK," he replies, "but a little weird. The whole time she was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
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posted on
12/29/2002 11:11:46 PM PST
by
Balata
To: Balata
It makes you wonder, supposedly creating life (not from non-life as the Lord can do) with this cloning technology, and then calling the baby Eve? How far can the abomination that leads to desolation be?
Brigitte's Raelian master, Claude Vorhilon, insists he met an alien called Yaweh Elohim on an extinct volcano in 1973. The being, which was apparently olive-skinned and had a wispy beard, gave Claude the name Rael, meaning messenger. He was given a mission to prepare for the aliens' return to Earth, with a deadline of 2035.
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12/30/2002 6:14:39 AM PST
by
Scythian
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