CAPTION TIME! Caption Bill Clinton at the site of the Little Rock Presidential Library

Arkansas Democrat/Gazette ^ | 25 JUL 02 | Stephen B. Thornton

[DCBryan1]

Clinton Checks on Presidential Library

By Eliza Crouch

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..and when our Rangers were dying in Somolia, I had Monica's hair held like this!

[DCBryan1]

Have fun!

[gov_bean_ counter]

And if I hold my breath long enough I can turn purple and blow up.

[habaes corpussel]

She said YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[aShepard]

"Damn! Ma hair turned gray again."

[dead]

So boss, I hold the stick like this and stab the roadside trash to pick it up?

And if do this for two years I can move to a halfway house?

< /wishful thinking >

[rrr51]

You girls did a great job. The pink make-up is perfect and I love the way you made my hair stand up.

[Delbert]

He looks very pink in that picture, whats up with that?

[skateman]

"To most accurately sum up my presidency. It has been decided that the front door to the library will be designed in the shape of a zipper."

[Texas_Jarhead]

This is my friendship bracelet given to me by Beelzebub himself.

[funkywbr]

I'm gonna break that g-d damn mirror!~}

BTW what the HELL happened to him? Get drunk and try to get a piece of Illary by accident?

[billhilly]

I taught PeeWee Herman.

[small voice in the wilderness]

Holycrap, he looks BAD. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What's the deal with the poof hair??

[Maceman]

Gee, with this new pyschedelic face powder, I'm the same color as my old girlfriend Shirley Q.

[Dixie Mom]

You've never noticed that swine have a pinkish hue?

[Exeter]

Bill Clinton's habit of closing his eyes and masturbating while fantasizing that word of Hillary's death has just been received is always a bit disconcerting to those who have never witnessed it before...

[tanka wasichu]

Circle Jerk, Hillary's Pivot Man!

[governsleastgovernsbest]

"I'll be darned if these stringy sinews in my neck don't have me looking like a Tyson chicken!"

[RJayneJ]

"One of these days Hillary, pow, right in the kisser."

[Vicki]

I would like to thank my personal friend Mr. Flynt for his generous contributions to my library. This library will house the largest collection of sex education materials for our young people. I'm so proud!

[bray]

Everybody now! I love you, you love me; were a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.....

Pray for GW and the Truth