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I bet this guy will show up on the yearly Darwin list pretty soon.
1 posted on 05/06/2002 11:48:12 AM PDT by visagoth
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To: visagoth
What an idiot.
2 posted on 05/06/2002 11:51:19 AM PDT by Rodney King
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To: visagoth
Yes, wives find it endearing when husbands try to scare the crap out of them, and the cops just love it when they're called to a murder scene and the ketchup-covered corpse leaps up and says "I was kidding!"

This guy's too stupid for anything but jail.

3 posted on 05/06/2002 11:52:04 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: visagoth
what a CLymer! what a .. a ..DEMOCRAT!
4 posted on 05/06/2002 11:53:04 AM PDT by camle
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To: visagoth
"I bet this guy will show up on the yearly Darwin list pretty soon."

Not soon enough, unfortunately. The time to jump up and say "Surprise!" would have been right before she dialed 911... but not for this moron.

5 posted on 05/06/2002 11:57:33 AM PDT by Own Drummer
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The closest I ever came to doing something like this was when I was working on the roof one winter day. My wife left for the store and I put my coat, hat, gloves and boots in the snow, face down, and went inside to watch a football game.

My wife was not amused.

6 posted on 05/06/2002 11:58:16 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
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Look, this guy isn't the sharpest tack in the tool box, but fifteen years sounds a wee bit much to me. Fifteen years? Five more years of supervised parole?

This is double what the average person serves for murder.

12 posted on 05/06/2002 12:05:23 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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To: visagoth
Oh yeah, that's a million laughs.
13 posted on 05/06/2002 12:07:53 PM PDT by DonQ
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To: visagoth
He must be a hoot at parties.
14 posted on 05/06/2002 12:08:00 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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There is justice after all. What a maroon.
15 posted on 05/06/2002 12:09:40 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts
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"Because previous felony convictions for violent crimes prohibited him from having a gun..."

Some people, continually get out of the wrong side of the bed......others do things like this.He must've really wanted to be locked up.Imagine,here was an ex-con,who had his freedom,and now has to go to Prison for 15 years!
And to think that I thought Mike Tyson was stupid! LOL

17 posted on 05/06/2002 12:11:07 PM PDT by Pagey
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Man imprisoned for practical joke

That headline is grossly misleading. He was imprisoned for illegal firearm possession, which happened to be his third felony conviction, hence the long sentence. The practical joke was a freebie.

18 posted on 05/06/2002 12:15:38 PM PDT by Steve0113
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What a Brain Donnor.

This is just another example that Darwinism does not apply to the human race.

Darwinism is "the stupid animals will kill themselves off so they dont produce, more stupid animals."

This guy is a special kind of stupid.
22 posted on 05/06/2002 12:21:03 PM PDT by CougarGA7
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Some trial lawyer will connect this to Warner Bros and get this guy a million bucks because it wasn't really his fault.
27 posted on 05/06/2002 12:46:56 PM PDT by JmyBryan
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To: visagoth
It's moron's like this that make gun laws seem good! Unfortunely for the rest of us most people don't get the fact that these moron's still get the guns anyways! Ugh.. I almost feel like it's time to get a new gene pool going.
37 posted on 05/06/2002 1:26:01 PM PDT by Almondjoy
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His wife, after hearing the shot and seeing her husband covered in what she thought was blood, called 911.

A double Darwin award. I would've thought, "this is my chance for a freebie!" plugged the sucker a second time.

38 posted on 05/06/2002 2:07:28 PM PDT by Catspaw
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I'm not laughing.
43 posted on 05/06/2002 2:34:10 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants
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Does this put an end to stepping on ketchup packets while standing next to someone??? I can just see the victim saying, "I heard a loud pop and looked down and saw blood all over my leg. I thought I was shot."
44 posted on 05/06/2002 2:58:08 PM PDT by Andy from Beaverton
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