[11th Earl of Mar]

The closest I ever came to doing something like this was when I was working on the roof one winter day. My wife left for the store and I put my coat, hat, gloves and boots in the snow, face down, and went inside to watch a football game.

My wife was not amused.

[Anamensis]

My wife was not amused.

Would it make you feel any better to know that you just amused the heck out of me?! I just keep imagining this Wiley-E.-Coyote-flattened-by-boulder look that you must have created, and laughing my head off.

[hellinahandcart]

Now THAT was mean. LOL.

[Mike K]

That's hysterical. I hope your wife got even!

[Revolting cat!]

My wife was not amused.

So now you guys get computers in prison? Or are you out on parole now?

[Xenalyte]

Oh, my Lord, that is a HOOT. And how long did you sleep on the couch?

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

The closest I ever came to doing something like this was when I was working on the roof one winter day. My wife left for the store and I put my coat, hat, gloves and boots in the snow, face down, and went inside to watch a football game.

I told you some months ago that if you keep this type thing up, you will be as hated as the first, 11th Earl of Mar was!!! ;-) She may do to you what the Scots wanted to do to him.