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Time to Change the Secret Handshake!
vanity ^ | 10/31/01 | theDentist

Posted on 10/31/2001 6:02:58 AM PST by theDentist

This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (11/1/01) November 1st, 2001. That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake.

Folks, you've got to make sure that you learn the new Secrety Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the VRWC Meetings!

So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.

Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!


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To: theDentist
"I thought it was "smelt"?"

I thought smelt was a small silvery fish that people catch by the bucketful up in Michigan.

I love smelt dipped (dipt?) in seasoned flour and deep-fried ... but then, again, I like moose and Polish polar bears dipped (dipt?) in seasoned flour and deep-fried.

AND WHERE'S THE CHEESE?

81 posted on 10/31/2001 7:59:25 AM PST by BlueLancer
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To: theDentist
Ping
82 posted on 10/31/2001 8:06:21 AM PST by beekeeper
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To: razorback-bert; ofMagog; COB1; Scuttlebutt; Fred Mertz; Carolinamom; Snow Bunny; FallGuy...
"Green eggs and spam, repeat, green eggs and spam!"

You missed Muster yesterday, razorback-bert.
(by the way, it was "eggs and green spam, repeat, eggs and green spam!")

You now must stand on the fore deck, look to port and twirl around three times, and mutter the following without stumbling:
"The syllabus soothes the savage psychoceramic!"

After that you list slightly to starboard and shout 'Anchors Aweigh' (for Scuttlebutt's sake),
polish the globe and anchor emblems of all Gyrenes aboard, check Fred's tow line for fraying, THEN you may...um..must..well..look lively and... (still trying to remember the new one here)

(Help me, Carolinamom!!)

83 posted on 10/31/2001 8:11:40 AM PST by LadyX
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To: Constitution Day
We get signal!

Whiskey Yankee Sierra?

84 posted on 10/31/2001 8:22:35 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: LadyX
polish the globe and anchor emblems of all Gyrenes aboard

Snicker, snort and chortle.

85 posted on 10/31/2001 8:48:19 AM PST by razorback-bert
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To: Constitution Day
Oh MAN.....and to think I just learned the old one.

MKM

86 posted on 10/31/2001 8:48:56 AM PST by mykdsmom
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To: BlueLancer
Go away English pig-dogs! I fart in your general direction!
87 posted on 10/31/2001 9:12:41 AM PST by MAWG
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To: Billthedrill
Yankee Hotel November Charlie Tango Sierra.

Mike Yankee Tango.

88 posted on 10/31/2001 9:19:22 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: LadyX; razorback-bert; ofMagog; COB1; Scuttlebutt; Fred Mertz; Snow Bunny; FallGuy
My decoder ring brought in your message loud and clear, psychoceramic colleagues: green eggs and spam. The Casblanca is open......will meet you there at midnight. Code word for entrance will be your song request for the ole piano player.
89 posted on 10/31/2001 9:59:59 AM PST by Carolinamom
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To: theDentist
So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.

Oh no! I forgot where the secret meeting place is!

90 posted on 10/31/2001 10:04:34 AM PST by 6ppc
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To: WindMinstrel
So, since this is a less-than-serious thread, I'll ask: does anyone know why FR was down yesterday afternoon?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

91 posted on 10/31/2001 10:07:29 AM PST by 6ppc
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To: 6ppc
Two doors down from the Ministry of Silly Walks ... across the street from the Used Moose Lot. You can't miss it ... there are TWO GIGANTIC POLISH POLAR BEARS outside guarding it.

Oh, a word to the wise ... if they offer you any cheese, don't take it. I have it on good authority that it's Nasty Infected Russkie Cheese (and that will give you gas).

92 posted on 10/31/2001 10:08:53 AM PST by BlueLancer
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To: MAWG
Go away, or else I shall taunt you a second time!!!
93 posted on 10/31/2001 10:09:56 AM PST by BlueLancer
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To: Constitution Day
Roger

"It's Shake 'n' Bake and I heppt."
REPEAT
"It's Shake 'n' Bake and I heppt."


"Sing it over and over and over again, Frosty Morn."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

94 posted on 10/31/2001 10:16:21 AM PST by LonePalm
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To: theDentist
The new secret handshake can lead to other awkward top secret hand gestures


95 posted on 10/31/2001 10:18:14 AM PST by SunnyUsa
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To: BlueLancer
RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!!
96 posted on 10/31/2001 10:21:53 AM PST by MAWG
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To: 6ppc
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Since I've been spending the day crawling through rather boring XML documents, I'd have to take you up on the offer!
97 posted on 10/31/2001 11:11:02 AM PST by WindMinstrel
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To: The KG9 Kid; Bob J
Proper responses privately mailed
98 posted on 10/31/2001 4:27:30 PM PST by clamper1797
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To: clamper1797
Satisfactory.
99 posted on 10/31/2001 6:23:26 PM PST by The KG9 Kid
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To: theDentist
"I paid my dues to Free Republic in order to get a good argument"

"No, you didn't"

100 posted on 11/01/2001 9:49:27 AM PST by lds23
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