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Time to Change the Secret Handshake!
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| 10/31/01
| theDentist
Posted on 10/31/2001 6:02:58 AM PST by theDentist
This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (11/1/01) November 1st, 2001. That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake.
Folks, you've got to make sure that you learn the new Secrety Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the VRWC Meetings!
So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.
Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: vrwc
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To: theDentist
"I thought it was "smelt"?"I thought smelt was a small silvery fish that people catch by the bucketful up in Michigan.
I love smelt dipped (dipt?) in seasoned flour and deep-fried ... but then, again, I like moose and Polish polar bears dipped (dipt?) in seasoned flour and deep-fried.
AND WHERE'S THE CHEESE?
To: theDentist
Ping
To: razorback-bert; ofMagog; COB1; Scuttlebutt; Fred Mertz; Carolinamom; Snow Bunny; FallGuy...
"Green eggs and spam, repeat, green eggs and spam!" You missed Muster yesterday, razorback-bert.
(by the way, it was "eggs and green spam, repeat, eggs and green spam!")
You now must stand on the fore deck, look to port and twirl around three times, and mutter the following without stumbling:
"The syllabus soothes the savage psychoceramic!"
After that you list slightly to starboard and shout 'Anchors Aweigh' (for Scuttlebutt's sake),
polish the globe and anchor emblems of all Gyrenes aboard, check Fred's tow line for fraying, THEN you may...um..must..well..look lively and... (still trying to remember the new one here)
(Help me, Carolinamom!!)
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posted on
10/31/2001 8:11:40 AM PST
by
LadyX
To: Constitution Day
We get signal!
Whiskey Yankee Sierra?
To: LadyX
polish the globe and anchor emblems of all Gyrenes aboardSnicker, snort and chortle.
To: Constitution Day
Oh MAN.....and to think I just learned the old one.
MKM
86
posted on
10/31/2001 8:48:56 AM PST
by
mykdsmom
To: BlueLancer
Go away English pig-dogs! I fart in your general direction!
87
posted on
10/31/2001 9:12:41 AM PST
by
MAWG
To: Billthedrill
Yankee Hotel November Charlie Tango Sierra.
Mike Yankee Tango.
To: LadyX; razorback-bert; ofMagog; COB1; Scuttlebutt; Fred Mertz; Snow Bunny; FallGuy
My decoder ring brought in your message loud and clear, psychoceramic colleagues: green eggs and spam. The Casblanca is open......will meet you there at midnight. Code word for entrance will be your song request for the ole piano player.
To: theDentist
So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake. Oh no! I forgot where the secret meeting place is!
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posted on
10/31/2001 10:04:34 AM PST
by
6ppc
To: WindMinstrel
So, since this is a less-than-serious thread, I'll ask: does anyone know why FR was down yesterday afternoon? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
91
posted on
10/31/2001 10:07:29 AM PST
by
6ppc
To: 6ppc
Two doors down from the Ministry of Silly Walks ... across the street from the Used Moose Lot. You can't miss it ... there are TWO GIGANTIC POLISH POLAR BEARS outside guarding it.
Oh, a word to the wise ... if they offer you any cheese, don't take it. I have it on good authority that it's Nasty Infected Russkie Cheese (and that will give you gas).
To: MAWG
Go away, or else I shall taunt you a second time!!!
To: Constitution Day
Roger
"It's Shake 'n' Bake and I heppt."
REPEAT
"It's Shake 'n' Bake and I heppt."
"Sing it over and over and over again, Frosty Morn."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
94
posted on
10/31/2001 10:16:21 AM PST
by
LonePalm
To: theDentist
The new secret handshake can lead to other
awkward top secret hand gestures
95
posted on
10/31/2001 10:18:14 AM PST
by
SunnyUsa
To: BlueLancer
RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!!
96
posted on
10/31/2001 10:21:53 AM PST
by
MAWG
To: 6ppc
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Since I've been spending the day crawling through rather boring XML documents, I'd have to take you up on the offer!
To: The KG9 Kid; Bob J
Proper responses privately mailed
To: clamper1797
Satisfactory.
To: theDentist
"I paid my dues to Free Republic in order to get a good argument"
"No, you didn't"
100
posted on
11/01/2001 9:49:27 AM PST
by
lds23
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