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Time to Change the Secret Handshake!
vanity ^ | 10/31/01 | theDentist

Posted on 10/31/2001 6:02:58 AM PST by theDentist

This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (11/1/01) November 1st, 2001. That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake.

Folks, you've got to make sure that you learn the new Secrety Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the VRWC Meetings!

So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.

Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: vrwc
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To: WindMinstrel; BlueLancer
If I had a job, I'd be fired for ignoring it.

I love these threads too. didn't expect it to turn out this way. The first good laugh I have had in months.

repeat

The first good laugh I have had in months.

61 posted on 10/31/2001 7:00:51 AM PST by theDentist
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To: dighton
Web-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole.
62 posted on 10/31/2001 7:01:00 AM PST by Romulus
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To: LadyX; Billie; ofMagog; COB1; Scuttlebutt; parsifal; Fred Mertz; Snow Bunny
Green eggs and spam,repeat, green eggs and spam!
63 posted on 10/31/2001 7:02:38 AM PST by razorback-bert
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To: AmishDude
All your base are belong to us.

Roger that.

Alpha Yankee Bravo Alpha Bravo Tango Unicorn.

REPEAT:

Alpha Yankee Bravo Alpha Bravo Tango Unicorn.

Do you copy, over?

64 posted on 10/31/2001 7:03:57 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: dighton

65 posted on 10/31/2001 7:12:01 AM PST by Orual
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To: Constitution Day
So, since this is a less-than-serious thread, I'll ask: does anyone know why FR was down yesterday afternoon? Any thread I missed explaining it? I was afraid the DU did a DDOS on us or something
66 posted on 10/31/2001 7:12:43 AM PST by WindMinstrel
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To: Constitution Day
Roger. Alpha beta gamma delta epsilon. Out.
67 posted on 10/31/2001 7:12:45 AM PST by AmishDude
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To: Snowy
How about, "Communism is bad"?

You know, i think you hit on it!!

68 posted on 10/31/2001 7:14:12 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: theDentist
Cancel previous signal, say again, cancel previous signal.

The French skier will surrender to the German coach.

Repeat.

The French skier will surrender to the German coach.

69 posted on 10/31/2001 7:16:27 AM PST by SAJ
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To: SAJ
Too Late!!

http://news.excite.com/news/ap/011031/09/news-skiers-death

70 posted on 10/31/2001 7:21:30 AM PST by theDentist
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To: Snowy
How about, "Communism is bad"?

An excellent suggestion, liberals will never understand this.

71 posted on 10/31/2001 7:22:02 AM PST by pbear8
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To: dighton
"Maternal rodents pilot their furry brood through the stubble."

Your mother was a hampster
And your father smelled of elderberries.

YOU POO-POO HEAD!

72 posted on 10/31/2001 7:22:52 AM PST by BlueLancer
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To: AmishDude; LoanPalm
We copy.

Zig! For Great Justice, say again, Zig! For Great Justice.

Out.

73 posted on 10/31/2001 7:23:17 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: BlueLancer
"And your father smelled of elderberries."

Smelled?
I thought it was "smelt"?

74 posted on 10/31/2001 7:26:17 AM PST by theDentist
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To: theDentist
The candle is near the jumprope. The pickle is on the mayonaise.
75 posted on 10/31/2001 7:32:09 AM PST by Straight Vermonter
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To: VRWC; Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy; A Vast RightWing Conspirator
) ))))) ping!!


76 posted on 10/31/2001 7:37:23 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: theDentist
But this time No Novacaine For You!

Have I been bad?

77 posted on 10/31/2001 7:41:10 AM PST by BlueCat
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To: Straight Vermonter
The candle is near the jumprope.

Isn't that dangerous?

78 posted on 10/31/2001 7:42:53 AM PST by razorback-bert
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To: BlueCat
"But this time No Novacaine For You!"
"Have I been bad?"

No. I just feel like dispensing pain now and then.

79 posted on 10/31/2001 7:44:28 AM PST by theDentist
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To: theDentist
I always knew you dentists were secretly sadistic! ;~)
80 posted on 10/31/2001 7:57:51 AM PST by Constitution Day
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