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Time to Change the Secret Handshake!
vanity ^
| 10/31/01
| theDentist
Posted on 10/31/2001 6:02:58 AM PST by theDentist
This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (11/1/01) November 1st, 2001. That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake.
Folks, you've got to make sure that you learn the new Secrety Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the VRWC Meetings!
So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.
Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: vrwc
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To: WindMinstrel; BlueLancer
If I had a job, I'd be fired for ignoring it.
I love these threads too. didn't expect it to turn out this way. The first good laugh I have had in months.
repeat
The first good laugh I have had in months.
To: dighton
Web-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole.
62
posted on
10/31/2001 7:01:00 AM PST
by
Romulus
To: LadyX; Billie; ofMagog; COB1; Scuttlebutt; parsifal; Fred Mertz; Snow Bunny
Green eggs and spam,repeat, green eggs and spam!
To: AmishDude
All your base are belong to us.Roger that.
Alpha Yankee Bravo Alpha Bravo Tango Unicorn.
REPEAT:
Alpha Yankee Bravo Alpha Bravo Tango Unicorn.
Do you copy, over?
To: dighton
65
posted on
10/31/2001 7:12:01 AM PST
by
Orual
To: Constitution Day
So, since this is a less-than-serious thread, I'll ask: does anyone know why FR was down yesterday afternoon? Any thread I missed explaining it? I was afraid the DU did a DDOS on us or something
To: Constitution Day
Roger. Alpha beta gamma delta epsilon. Out.
To: Snowy
How about, "Communism is bad"? You know, i think you hit on it!!
68
posted on
10/31/2001 7:14:12 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: theDentist
Cancel previous signal, say again, cancel previous signal.
The French skier will surrender to the German coach.
Repeat.
The French skier will surrender to the German coach.
69
posted on
10/31/2001 7:16:27 AM PST
by
SAJ
To: SAJ
Too Late!!
http://news.excite.com/news/ap/011031/09/news-skiers-death
To: Snowy
How about, "Communism is bad"?An excellent suggestion, liberals will never understand this.
71
posted on
10/31/2001 7:22:02 AM PST
by
pbear8
To: dighton
"Maternal rodents pilot their furry brood through the stubble."Your mother was a hampster
And your father smelled of elderberries.
YOU POO-POO HEAD!
To: AmishDude; LoanPalm
We copy.
Zig! For Great Justice, say again, Zig! For Great Justice.
Out.
To: BlueLancer
"And your father smelled of elderberries." Smelled?
I thought it was "smelt"?
To: theDentist
The candle is near the jumprope. The pickle is on the mayonaise.
To: VRWC; Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy; A Vast RightWing Conspirator
To: theDentist
But this time No Novacaine For You! Have I been bad?
77
posted on
10/31/2001 7:41:10 AM PST
by
BlueCat
To: Straight Vermonter
The candle is near the jumprope.
Isn't that dangerous?
To: BlueCat
"But this time No Novacaine For You!" "Have I been bad?"
No. I just feel like dispensing pain now and then.
To: theDentist
I always knew you dentists were secretly sadistic! ;~)
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