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Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest
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Posted on 09/21/2001 8:02:18 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: sirgawain
British versions:
Osama say hi
To the brave SAS boys
Your new colon awaits
Bin Laden steps out
Suddenly screams from the skies
A bomb and he's gone.
Bin Laden in Hell
Will be foot deep in hot s***
But held upside down.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:55:15 AM PDT
by
MadIvan
To: sirgawain, angello, Silly
Extra credit for doing it in French and English?
Espèce de salaud
Nous sommes arrivée pour vous
Nulle part à cacher
You bastards, you pigs
For you, we do come
No places to hide
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and forever!)
62
posted on
09/21/2001 8:55:27 AM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican))
To: sirgawain
To die for Allah
means to enjoy young virgins
Hi, I'm Miss Piggy
63
posted on
09/21/2001 8:59:22 AM PDT
by
A2J
To: sirgawain
Laden flees his troops,
The coward hides in mountains,
Soon to be layed low.Pick and roll was set,
bin Laden steps into trap,
Putin in tree-stand.
To: ResistorSister
Quiet starry night Osama ponders his deeds
There he is - shoot him!
How eloquent. LOL!
65
posted on
09/21/2001 9:01:47 AM PDT
by
keats5
To: LoanPalm
Great job!
66
posted on
09/21/2001 9:03:47 AM PDT
by
Silly
To: sirgawain
Osama, please bend
pucker up and kiss your rear
time to meet Allah.
67
posted on
09/21/2001 9:04:19 AM PDT
by
A2J
To: sirgawain
10,000 limericks, but this is my first shot at Haiku
I hate the FReepers
But on one thing we agree
Hillary's a *itch
To: sirgawain
Once haughty leader.
Wonders here his friends have gone.
Suicidal all.
69
posted on
09/21/2001 9:10:49 AM PDT
by
keats5
To: sirgawain
Old Bin Laden gone.
Happy women bare their feet.
Paint their nails red.
70
posted on
09/21/2001 9:13:30 AM PDT
by
keats5
To: Physicist
Two hells: one next week
Then Allah's turn forever
Buy one, get one free
71
posted on
09/21/2001 9:14:33 AM PDT
by
IowaHawk
To: sirgawain
Come and see the show.
Cowboy versus sheeted man.
Good guy wins again.
72
posted on
09/21/2001 9:15:48 AM PDT
by
keats5
To: sirgawain
Perfect hiding place
Trogliban government safe...
Blown to "M C squared".
73
posted on
09/21/2001 9:19:55 AM PDT
by
Physicist
(sterner@sterner.hep.upenn.edu)
To: sirgawain
The man in black fled Across the desert and the Gunslinger followed
To: IowaHawk, sneakypete, SLB, DCBryan1, Travis McGee, harpseal, Squantos
Osama sleeps now
Wakes, beard gone, red dot on head
Recon bonus points
To: EggsAckley
Sorry, but your second line is one syllable shy, it's only 6.Okay then. How about "Pretty mushroom cloud. BOOM!" or "Pretty mushroom cloud. BYE!"
76
posted on
09/21/2001 9:24:27 AM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
To: Jarhead_22
See #74
To: EggsAckley
Sorry, but your second line is one syllable shy, it's only 6.Okay then. How about "Pretty mushroom cloud. BOOM!" or "Pretty mushroom cloud. BYE!"
Sorry. I read this wrong.
How about "He hears a noise above him, BOOM?"
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posted on
09/21/2001 9:29:05 AM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
To: sirgawain
Bin Laden he screams
Bin Laden he does scream for ice cream.......
Man, I suck at this.
To: Physicist
Perfect hiding place
Trogliban government safe...
Blown to "M C squared".Improved version:
Perfect hiding place
Taliban beyond our reach
Blown to "M C squared"
80
posted on
09/21/2001 9:32:22 AM PDT
by
Physicist
(sterner@sterner.hep.upenn.edu)
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