Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest

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[Sir Gawain]

Ok, you don't win anything, but I thought it might be fun to make up some Haiku about Bin Laden, the Taliban, terrorists, or anything related.

Here's the rules:

3-short lines
no rhyme or metaphor
(17 syllables, 5-7-5)

I'll go first:

Bin Laden smiling
He hears a noise above
Pretty mushroom cloud

[MadIvan]

British versions:

Osama say hi
To the brave SAS boys
Your new colon awaits

Bin Laden steps out
Suddenly screams from the skies
A bomb and he's gone.

Bin Laden in Hell
Will be foot deep in hot s***
But held upside down.

Regards, Ivan

[LonePalm]

Extra credit for doing it in French and English?

Espèce de salaud
Nous sommes arrivée pour vous
Nulle part à cacher

You bastards, you pigs
For you, we do come
No places to hide

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and forever!)

[A2J]

To die for Allah

means to enjoy young virgins

Hi, I'm Miss Piggy

[That Poppins Woman]

Laden flees his troops,
The coward hides in mountains,
Soon to be layed low.

Pick and roll was set,
bin Laden steps into trap,
Putin in tree-stand.

[keats5]

Quiet starry night

Osama ponders his deeds

There he is - shoot him!

How eloquent. LOL!

[Silly]

Great job!

[A2J]

Osama, please bend

pucker up and kiss your rear

time to meet Allah.

[doug from upland]

10,000 limericks, but this is my first shot at Haiku

I hate the FReepers

But on one thing we agree

Hillary's a *itch

[keats5]

Once haughty leader.

Wonders here his friends have gone.

Suicidal all.

[keats5]

Old Bin Laden gone.

Happy women bare their feet.

Paint their nails red.

[IowaHawk]

Two hells: one next week
Then Allah's turn forever
Buy one, get one free

[keats5]

Come and see the show.

Cowboy versus sheeted man.

Good guy wins again.

[Physicist]

Perfect hiding place
Trogliban government safe...
Blown to "M C squared".

[Digital Chaos]

The man in black fled Across the desert and the Gunslinger followed

[Sir Gawain]

Osama sleeps now
Wakes, beard gone, red dot on head
Recon bonus points

[FrdmLvr]

Sorry, but your second line is one syllable shy, it's only 6.

Okay then. How about "Pretty mushroom cloud. BOOM!" or "Pretty mushroom cloud. BYE!"

[Sir Gawain]

See #74

[FrdmLvr]

Sorry, but your second line is one syllable shy, it's only 6.

Okay then. How about "Pretty mushroom cloud. BOOM!" or "Pretty mushroom cloud. BYE!"

Sorry. I read this wrong.

How about "He hears a noise above him, BOOM?"

[Hammerhead]

Bin Laden he screams

Bin Laden he does scream for ice cream.......




Man, I suck at this.

[Physicist]

Perfect hiding place
Trogliban government safe...
Blown to "M C squared".

Improved version:

Perfect hiding place
Taliban beyond our reach
Blown to "M C squared"