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Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest
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Posted on 09/21/2001 8:02:18 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: FrdmLvr
How about "He hears a noise above him, BOOM?"Now it's 8 syllables.
When you're stuck in a hole, stop digging. ;-)
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posted on
09/21/2001 9:35:47 AM PDT
by
Physicist
(sterner@sterner.hep.upenn.edu)
To: sirgawain
Osama watches
Time ticks faster for you now
The face grows silent
82
posted on
09/21/2001 9:36:46 AM PDT
by
speak
To: sirgawain
Eagles are rising
They sweep across the ocean
Infinite Justice!
To: sirgawain
noise has 2 syllables? In which language?
To: sirgawain
>
3-short lines, no rhyme or metaphor, (17 syllables, 5-7-5)
Osama bin Laden:
Wish you were here. See you soon.
Love, America.
Mark W.
85
posted on
09/21/2001 9:45:32 AM PDT
by
MarkWar
To: MarkWar
>3-short lines, no rhyme or metaphor, (17 syllables, 5-7-5)Sorry, screwed up the last line. Here's the fixed version:
Osama bin Laden:
Wish you were here. See you soon.
Kiss, kiss. America.
Mark W.
86
posted on
09/21/2001 9:53:45 AM PDT
by
MarkWar
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To: EggsAckley
In which language?Southern.
To: sirgawain
I do like that one.
Ah to be talented as a poet.
Stay armed - stay safe - Stay well - Yorktown
89
posted on
09/21/2001 10:08:15 AM PDT
by
harpseal
To: ResistorSister
noise is one syllable Not if you have a southern accent!
Then it's three syllables.
To: sirgawain
What's up with this guy?
Osama, it's time to come
out of the closet!
To: sirgawain
Death Star on desert
Brave troopers stalk the land
Justice versus cruelty.
Bin Laden runs away
Courageous men strongly pound
F@*%ing bastard dead!
Comment #93 Removed by Moderator
To: N. Theknow
I learned to speak Spanish (1st year) at a school in the south. Did you ever hear Spanish spoken with a southern drawl? Neither did my 2nd-year Spanish teacher in, San Diego. ;-)
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To: sirgawain
"The Houri Express" -
The "one" we named just for you,
Mister bin Laden.
96
posted on
09/21/2001 10:21:51 AM PDT
by
Mercuria
To: sirgawain
#1
Oh! What is that smell.
It smells a lot like feces.
Ohsama! Your pants!
#2
Bush shall open soon
that for which we have waited.
A can of whoop-ass.
97
posted on
09/21/2001 10:23:38 AM PDT
by
Jaxter
To: Victoria Delsoul
We will send camels
They will carry HIV
Your sex will kill you
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To: sirgawain
Your butt's not camel's
And your tent is not empty
Weakest link good bye!
Ping! (or boom!)
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