Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest

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[Sir Gawain]

Ok, you don't win anything, but I thought it might be fun to make up some Haiku about Bin Laden, the Taliban, terrorists, or anything related.

Here's the rules:

3-short lines
no rhyme or metaphor
(17 syllables, 5-7-5)

I'll go first:

Bin Laden smiling
He hears a noise above
Pretty mushroom cloud

[general_re]

While technically within the form of a haiku, I think this entry might violate the traditional style.

Nevertheless, I damn near choked on my coffee reading it ;)

[American Preservative]

Arafat laughs now
Number One terrorist he
Gets 'way with murder

[dogbyte12]

Trash Bin, Laden down
Osama relegated
Hitler saves warm spot

[Dick Bachert]

Usama HAS bin
Loves jewelry and soon will wear
Rectum as necklace.

[gaijin]

Japanese:
Kowai ojii-chan
Nande okoteirun no?
Haiyaku shine

</font size> ENGLISH:
Scary old man,
Why so angry?
Hurry up and die</font size>

[Verginius Rufus]

Suggested revision (to fit 5-7-5 scheme):

Note to Bin Laden
The next cruise missile will hit
Butt not a camel's.

[Physicist]

Evil monsters strike
Thinking we will hide in fear
Hero says, "Let's roll"

[Jarhead_22]

Crosshairs gently touch
below the tattered towel.
New crimson flower.

Freedom isn't free
Semper Fidelis

[Gumlegs]

The World Trade Center
Will rise again tomorrow
Osama's grave awaits.

[Dick Bachert]

Usama in heaven
The virgins come to his side
Good Jewish girls all

[Constitution Day]

bin laden turns 'round

Delta Force locked, loaded

The dead are avenged

[sheik yerbouty]

Jihad Taliban Bright lights, thunder and mushrooms Smooth glass and stillness

[sheik yerbouty]

Jihad Taliban Bright lights, thunder and mushrooms Smooth glass and stillness

[Physicist]

Cowards? Yes, indeed.
Suicide is nothing brave;
Heroes value life.

[That Poppins Woman]

Laden rouses us
To fight, to rescue, to free
A world held hostage

Sleeping giant 'roused.
Operation Smackdown starts.
Cowards flee to hide.

Taliban forces
Falter, anarchy reigns now.
Old King to return.

Taliban clerics:
Put your heads between your legs,
Kiss your a$$es 'BYE!

[SodiumWarthog]

Through Internet porn
Terror messages were sent
Osama Bin Spankin'

NaW.
(Darn, six syllables. But funny...)

[celeste]

THE ONLY ONE THAT COUNTS IS OSAMAS BEEN BOMBED

[Physicist]

Push the U.S. out?
Moslem nations soon will all
Host U.S. bases.

[aruanan]

Bin Laden smiling
He hears a noise above
Pretty mushroom cloud

Bin Laden posing
Feels a flashing noise above
"I wonder what that--"

[Physicist]

Velvet gloves come off
U.S.A. prepares "black ops"
Unrecorded death