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Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest
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Posted on 09/21/2001 8:02:18 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
Ok, you don't win anything, but I thought it might be fun to make up some Haiku about Bin Laden, the Taliban, terrorists, or anything related.
Here's the rules:
3-short lines
no rhyme or metaphor
(17 syllables, 5-7-5)
I'll go first:
Bin Laden smiling
He hears a noise above
Pretty mushroom cloud
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To: Silly
While technically within the form of a haiku, I think this entry might violate the traditional style.
Nevertheless, I damn near choked on my coffee reading it ;)
To: sirgawain, dennisw
Arafat laughs now
Number One terrorist he
Gets 'way with murder
To: sirgawain
Trash Bin, Laden down
Osama relegated
Hitler saves warm spot
To: sirgawain
Usama HAS bin
Loves jewelry and soon will wear
Rectum as necklace.
To: sirgawain
Japanese:
Kowai ojii-chan
Nande okoteirun no?
Haiyaku shine</font size> ENGLISH:
Scary old man,
Why so angry?
Hurry up and die</font size>
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:39:59 AM PDT
by
gaijin
To: dirtboy
Suggested revision (to fit 5-7-5 scheme):
Note to Bin Laden
The next cruise missile will hit
Butt not a camel's.
To: sirgawain
Evil monsters strike
Thinking we will hide in fear
Hero says, "Let's roll"
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:42:25 AM PDT
by
Physicist
(sterner@sterner.hep.upenn.edu)
To: sirgawain
Crosshairs gently touch
below the tattered towel.
New crimson flower.
Freedom isn't free
Semper Fidelis
To: sirgawain
The World Trade Center
Will rise again tomorrow
Osama's grave awaits.
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:44:30 AM PDT
by
Gumlegs
To: sirgawain
Usama in heaven
The virgins come to his side
Good Jewish girls all
To: sirgawain
bin laden turns 'round
Delta Force locked, loaded
The dead are avenged
To: sirgawain
Jihad Taliban Bright lights, thunder and mushrooms Smooth glass and stillness
To: sirgawain
Jihad Taliban Bright lights, thunder and mushrooms Smooth glass and stillness
To: sirgawain
Cowards? Yes, indeed.
Suicide is nothing brave;
Heroes value life.
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:47:02 AM PDT
by
Physicist
(sterner@sterner.hep.upenn.edu)
To: sirgawain
Laden rouses us
To fight, to rescue, to free
A world held hostageSleeping giant 'roused.
Operation Smackdown starts.
Cowards flee to hide.
Taliban forces
Falter, anarchy reigns now.
Old King to return.
Taliban clerics:
Put your heads between your legs,
Kiss your a$$es 'BYE!
To: sirgawain
Through Internet porn
Terror messages were sent
Osama Bin Spankin'
NaW.
(Darn, six syllables. But funny...)
To: SodiumWarthog
THE ONLY ONE THAT COUNTS IS OSAMAS BEEN BOMBED
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:50:54 AM PDT
by
celeste
To: sirgawain
Push the U.S. out?
Moslem nations soon will all
Host U.S. bases.
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:51:35 AM PDT
by
Physicist
(sterner@sterner.hep.upenn.edu)
To: sirgawain
Bin Laden smiling
He hears a noise above
Pretty mushroom cloud
Bin Laden posing
Feels a flashing noise above
"I wonder what that--"
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:52:29 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: sirgawain
Velvet gloves come off
U.S.A. prepares "black ops"
Unrecorded death
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:54:35 AM PDT
by
Physicist
(sterner@sterner.hep.upenn.edu)
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