Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest

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[Sir Gawain]

Ok, you don't win anything, but I thought it might be fun to make up some Haiku about Bin Laden, the Taliban, terrorists, or anything related.

Here's the rules:

3-short lines
no rhyme or metaphor
(17 syllables, 5-7-5)

I'll go first:

Bin Laden smiling
He hears a noise above
Pretty mushroom cloud

[Sir Gawain]

Any takers?

[Sir Gawain]

Any ideas?

[EggsAckley]

Sorry, but your second line is one syllable shy, it's only 6.

[Dirk McQuickly]

Cowboys come calling Baghdad like Roman candle Lots of room to park

[Dirk McQuickly]

Cowboys come calling Baghdad like Roman candle Lots of room to park

[Sir Gawain]

He - hears - a - no - ise - a - bove. Looks like seven to me. Step up to the plate.

[Arkie2]

He hears no ice above? Course it don't rain or hail much in Kabul

[dirtboy]

Note to Bin Laden
The next cruise missile will hit
Butt other than camel's

[dirtboy]

noise is one syllable

[AlguyA]

Bin Laden goes boom!

He meets his eternity.

"You are not Allah."

[dirtboy]

dang, six syllables in that last line. Oh well, I still like it...

[malakhi]

the towers in flames
Osama proclaims jihad
then the tsunami


(Gratuitous quidam allusion oughtta get me some bonus points, right?)

[ResistorSister]

noise is one syllable

Not if you have a southern accent!

[Sir Gawain]

Not so easy, is it! We southerners draw out words. So noise is two syllables down here.

[Media2Powerful]

Bin Laden, Hitler
Soon will be Bunkmates in Hades
Bin is running scared.

[Sir Gawain]

Updated:

Bin Laden smiling
He hears a noise from above
Pretty mushroom cloud

[ResistorSister]

Quiet starry night
Osama ponders his deeds
There he is - shoot him!

[ArmoredCav]

hiding in a cave

bravado of a coward

you sit in your tomb

[MrB]

I thought the extra syllable would come from "He-errs".
:)