[jjbrouwer]

What's five years among friends? I think I might risk that 'one cow' fine however.

[garyhope]

This ought to work real good.

[krb]

What's five years among friends? I think I might risk that 'one cow' fine however.

hehehehehe.....

[Cultural Jihad]

Africa will eventually come to terms with the AIDS plague. Here in America we need to reinstitute the norm of virginity before lifelong monogamous marriage.

[The Cajun]

Bet at a fine of 1 cow per indiscretion, the old Swaziland government will have the African beef market cornered in no time.

[Dan Day]

Any man who contravenes Umchwasho, the maidens' chastity rule also called Flower of the Nation, will be fined one cow, or £150.

One moment, I need to go out back and count my cows.

[paleolibertarian]

I'm sure criminalizing sex will work wonders in lowering their birth rate and AIDS infection rate...

[Havisham]

Rather than a ban I thought it was a plea. Either way it is the only chance these people have. The elites would rather see them die than admit dangerous sex practices are the cause of this horrific epidemic.

[Movemout]

I predict an epidemic of cattle rustling.

[Waco]

Ivanyankinov finds himself.

[ppaul]

He added that the country's chronic unemployment rate also led to idle people occupying themselves with sex.

Leave it to politicians to get it all wrong!

Idle people occupying themselves with sex led to the country's high unemployment rate.

[ForbesFan]

Wearing pants seems like a good way to prevent the spread of AIDS, doesn't it????

[Jumper]

The "chic" language to be learned among segments of American Society in the 1960's. "Virginity = the flower of the nation...."

[Lazamataz]

BTTT

[The Raven]

Just get an American wife (ouch!)

[Jaxter]

I think it's a goofy idea. Kind of like banning guns to prevent crime. When you outlaw sex, only the outlaws will have sex. What do you think JJ?

[SunnyUsa]

I think I need glasses, at first I thought it read:

Switzerland bans sex for five years.

[Alas]

That will keep clinton out. All three of them!

[FReepaholic]

Hell, 5 years without sex ain't nothin'. I know, I've been married twice.

[Mrs. P]

.....maidens will also be expected not to shake hands or wear pants.....

There is so much I just don't understand.

[George W. Bush]

Probably more prostitution and sodomy is all that will result from this. If even that much.

To be effective in combatting AIDS, both sexes must observe chastity until marriage. However, given that African medical practices are so backward (re-use of needles hundreds of times without sterilization), this is probably almost completely useless.