Why Is the Army Rushing to Repaint Its Desert-Camo Vehicles Green?

Townhall ^ | 6/21/22 | Spencer Brown

[antidemoncrat]

The vehicles are those of Fort Hood’s 13th Expeditionary Sustainment Command, which issued a brief statement saying the action “signals a switch in readiness from fighting in arid places like the Middle East to fighting in more verdant regions.”

Verdant as in green, with grass or other rich vegetation. Though the Army didn’t elaborate, that could be islands in the Pacific or forests in Europe. The Marines have recently conducted field training in Norway.

[antidemoncrat]

Gee, let me think. Where else could that color of Camo be useful?

[Seruzawa]

If they are painting them green then it’s the Arctic for sure! This is the Army after all.

[max americana]

I’m just thankful it’s not painted in fag rainbow colors. With today’s pedophile prez, you never know..

[cgbg]

Norway is six months of white.

A totally racist place!

[P.O.E.]

No rainbows?

[hardspunned]

I’m thinking after the midterm steal, the powers that be might deploy to the Maryland and Virginia countryside to prevent infiltration of domestic terrorists into DC.

[albie]

To match the dreamy eyes of the Colonel?

[Scrambler Bob]

Why Is the Army Rushing to Repaint Its Desert-Camo Vehicles Green?
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Because of climate change. Vegetation going green (supposed to be going brown).

What do we not know??

[DannyTN]

Just in case Vlad wants more than he has already bitten off.

[Seruzawa]

I learned how the military works when I was in Vietnam. If they send you cold weather gear then you are going to be sent to the tropics. Desert gear? Mountains!

[House Atreides]

PENNSYLVANIA, MICHIGAN, VIRGINIA, WISCONSIN, GEORGIA for starters.

[packagingguy]

“’great power’ conflicts that could involve China and Russia”

Thank goodness we have a modern Sun Tzu for a commander in chief.

[ClearCase_guy]

They expect the American South to get uppity.

[Caipirabob]

Because the pansexual one-legged black eskimo midget the army put in charge of camouflage is also colorblind?

[joma89]

Because this country’s leadership loves to murder its people using warfare that achieves nothing, well, except the murder of its own citizens.

[dljordan]

“If they are painting them green then it’s the Arctic for sure! This is the Army after all.”

The Army is reactivating the 11th Airborne for arctic operations. What’s up with that?

[katana]

Because Central/Eastern Europe isn't a desert?

Wasn't around then, but this must be a bit like what the Summer of 1914 felt like. Happy Solstice!

[mosaicwolf]

Because they are planning to be employed in the US against those evil white suprematists. Lots of green vegetation especially down south or in the red states.

[SaveFerris]

(the Arctic for sure!)

Absolutely!!

[heavy metal]

the green new deal...