Ancient Japanese ‘killing stone’ said to contain evil demon has cracked open

https://nypost.com ^ | March 8, 2022 | Jamie Harris

[Beowulf9]

As if the world doesn’t have enough problems, people are now worried that an evil demon locked in a rock for almost 1,000 years is on the loose.

The so-called ‘killing stone’ that kept the malevolent spirit imprisoned all this time has split in two, sending believers into a state of panic.

[CtBigPat]

The demon is a 9 tailed fox?

https://www.housepetscomic.com/

[fidelis]

It’s thought rainwater may have got inside causing the damage.

Oh yeah? Well, maybe they should’ve built some kind of pagoda or something over it to protect it. They only had 1000 years to do it. Now they got this demon running around looking for an emperor to kill.

[jdsteel]

“ Officials are now mulling over what to do with the rock’s remains and could attempt to restore it.”

Closing the barn door after the horses are out??/

[Ken H]

“When the 4th horseman comes for me, I’ll wish you all a good night.”

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That’s a horse of a different culler.

[Equine1952]

Y’all got that demon bite suit on? Looks goood! Now we want you to jump in this room full of beautiful Japanese girls and tell us if hurt when they bite you.

[DannyTN]

LOL!!

[Bloodandgravy]

Is it a space peanut?

[blueunicorn6]

Nothing that a little super glue and some fried eggs can’t fix.

[Big Red Badger]

One Hot French Fry!

[Tellurian]

A little kintsugi will fix that.

(Glue it back together with a mixture of laquer and gold dust. makes it all better in Japan)

[Equine1952]

Remember beauty is only skin deep. Demon goes clear to the bone.

Please tell me that ain’t Ronald MacDonald in drag

[Beowulf9]

Drawings are really cute 🥰

[SunkenCiv]

How are we supposed to tell the difference? :^) Thanks Beowulf9.

[SunkenCiv]

• The Brass Bottle [1964]

[Beowulf9]

Yes because it’s always possible to protect civilization from a demon in a rock that is breaking with a rope.

🤣 you guys.

[JohnBovenmyer]

> Japanese legend has it that anyone who comes into contact with the rock will die.

Quick, send Biden to sniff and grope it.

[Allegra]

Quick, send Biden to sniff and grope it.

And send Bill Gates and Tony Fauci with him. Y’know, to keep him company.

[Deaf Smith]

Billy Mays has some Flex Tape to patch the rock.

[CtBigPat]

The guy does a cute web comic. In this current story arc a teenage boy wakes up as a squirrel.

https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2019/04/29/an-auspicious-beginning/

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

> Japanese legend has it that anyone who comes into contact with the rock will die.

True, everyone will die.

They need to get some epoxy on that thing to reassure people then encase it in concrete.