Ancient Japanese ‘killing stone’ said to contain evil demon has cracked open

https://nypost.com ^ | March 8, 2022 | Jamie Harris

[Beowulf9]

As if the world doesn’t have enough problems, people are now worried that an evil demon locked in a rock for almost 1,000 years is on the loose.

The so-called ‘killing stone’ that kept the malevolent spirit imprisoned all this time has split in two, sending believers into a state of panic.

[FlingWingFlyer]

We’re doomed.

[Captain Peter Blood]

You mean the Wishmaster is loose.

[Dr. Franklin]

Too late. Putin was already out.

[Leaning Right]

Boy, do I feel stupid. Back in 1989 Al Gore said that Global Warming would release a malevolent spirit. I thought he was referring to Hillary Clinton. But now it’s obvious that he was referring to some Japanese demon who was stuck in a rock.

[Thrownatbirth]

Just throw holy water at it.

[DannyTN]

After 1000 miles, he’s going to be mad.

[eyedigress]

Yes, we are.

[TigersEye]

Now we know where Fauci has been. Probably has a hammer and chisel in his luggage.

[Telepathic Intruder]

It’s a rock.

[faithhopecharity]

Earth is finished. Done
Kaput

Abandon Rock Three. NOW! While you still can

[texas booster]

It's the rock with the rope around it.

[Ezekiel]

And so it begins.

[12chachacha]

Trump did it

[DannyTN]

The demon is a 9 tailed fox?

That can turn into a beautiful woman?

Note to self: Test any beautiful Japanese women for demon possession.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Whatever you do, just clear your mind of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!

[Jamestown1630]

I survived Y2K, and 2012. I’ll probably survive this.

When the 4th horseman comes for me, I’ll wish you all a good night.

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

[BitWielder1]

That demon will find there is a lot of competition right now.

[BenLurkin]